From now onward, bronygamer198 will continue the story the great god of trolls comes to Equestria instead of me.
His profile can be found here.
http://www.fimfiction.net/user/bronygamer198

To those of you who are my followers, I apologize. I am not going to write any more terrible random comedy fiction for a minimum of six years.
I am so sorry for assuming I could actually write good fiction. ALL STORIES ARE NOW CANCELLED.