Some aliases I go by are Eru Iluvatar, and Melkor. Sometimes Lavender Frappe.

Your Honor, the fish sticks are done!

Who's up for a nice game of Cards? Anyone?

I'm a 15 year old jackass

I shall vow to follow everyone.

I am the Seneschal, the ruler of the eternal circle, and I have come for ponies.

I love apples and spices, also beef jerky, gotta love beef jerky dude.

chicken nugget

I believe in my whole race. Yellow, white, black, red, brown in the honesty, courage, intelligence, durability and goodness of the overwhelming majority of my brothers and sisters everywhere

Surprise!