Don't eat me, please... I could story too if anypony wanted...
"When I get old, I am going to be: Rice. Frisco style." - Ed 2004
Remember kids, eat your veggies, go to school, and murder all your enemies.... I murder all my enemies....
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She's looking at you. Yes you. And she is judging you with her eyes. There is no escape.
I once was lost, but now I'm found. Just a quiet blue unicorn with a passion for the written word.
Just your average Brony who happened upon an idea that might actually turn out to be clever enough for guys to love.
Took a rather long Hiatus from FimFiction writing, but I'm back now, hopefully a bit more reliability
Excited to finally have a FIMfiction account! Will post my stuff here now.
"Ladies and Gentlemen, take my advice. Pull down your pants and slide on the ice." ~ Dr. Sidney Freedman, M*A*S*H S3 Ep5
A quiet, crazy Yank who is also a hopeless romantic and eternal optimist. ... Yeah, that just about covers it.
Hi! I'm some guy who flails at a keyboard and then suddenly has popular changeling fanfiction. If anybody finds out how I did it, please tell me.
Reads at the speed of lightning. Writes at the speed of molasses.
I am running from something I'm becoming, but becoming one means I'm running from all I am.
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One day I will return. / The ending has loopholes. Use them. Make an even brighter future.
Someone once said I was passive aggressive. I disagree. I am far too impatient for that. I prefer just being normal aggressive. Don't worry about 'maybe' upsetting me, you will know.
A Little Nonsense Now And Then Is Relished By The Wisest Men.
TittySparkles is pretty based, writes great porn that I can rub one off to on a weekly basis, and she has no problem telling societies leftie rejects to fuck off. - Anonymous
Prowling with preposterous pretentiousness we permit petting of precious ponies
Brony(eeds) a coffee... http://ko-fi.com/crystalmoose
If I ever get good at Rocket League, I'll change my name to Terra Score-a.
Hi! I'm friendly, even if I don't speak. I just like to hide behind my stories, which I hope will be many. They're more interesting than me, anyway. Give 'em a try!
I've been writing fanfiction for a few years now and I have recently come to know of PONY. That is all, actually.
MUSTARD IS BEST PONY. MUSTARD GOES WELL WITH ANYTHING. MUSTARD IS TART AND DISGUSTING ON ITS OWN.
Give me one reason Celestia isn't best pony. Pro tip: You can't
Are you sleeping, are you sleeping, little bronies? We never sleep, we never sleep... So watch your back! *cackles maniacally and jumps out of window* I'M NOT PAYING FOR THAT!!