"When I get old, I am going to be: Rice. Frisco style." - Ed 2004

Remember kids, eat your veggies, go to school, and murder all your enemies.... I murder all my enemies....

No.

Stay a while and enjoy your time.

You can get your own story written or push a current story for more updates at his Patreon!

She's looking at you. Yes you. And she is judging you with her eyes. There is no escape.

I once was lost, but now I'm found. Just a quiet blue unicorn with a passion for the written word.

Just your average Brony who happened upon an idea that might actually turn out to be clever enough for guys to love.

Hey! I have a podcast about Gundams and stuff!

Uh... what? Is this thing on?

Poor by Overflow

Took a rather long Hiatus from FimFiction writing, but I'm back now, hopefully a bit more reliability

Excited to finally have a FIMfiction account! Will post my stuff here now.

"Ladies and Gentlemen, take my advice. Pull down your pants and slide on the ice." ~ Dr. Sidney Freedman, M*A*S*H S3 Ep5

Your average brony. Also a software engineer.

A quiet, crazy Yank who is also a hopeless romantic and eternal optimist. ... Yeah, that just about covers it.

Hi! I'm some guy who flails at a keyboard and then suddenly has popular changeling fanfiction. If anybody finds out how I did it, please tell me.

Hope you laughed or learned something.

Reads at the speed of lightning. Writes at the speed of molasses.

I am running from something I'm becoming, but becoming one means I'm running from all I am.

I'm just a Blissey who likes ponies.

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I like to pretend that I know what I'm doing.

One day I will return.       / The ending has loopholes. Use them. Make an even brighter future.

Someone once said I was passive aggressive. I disagree. I am far too impatient for that. I prefer just being normal aggressive. Don't worry about 'maybe' upsetting me, you will know.

A Little Nonsense Now And Then Is Relished By The Wisest Men.

Done.

TittySparkles is pretty based, writes great porn that I can rub one off to on a weekly basis, and she has no problem telling societies leftie rejects to fuck off. - Anonymous

Prowling with preposterous pretentiousness we permit petting of precious ponies

Brony(eeds) a coffee... http://ko-fi.com/crystalmoose

If I ever get good at Rocket League, I'll change my name to Terra Score-a.

Hi! I'm friendly, even if I don't speak. I just like to hide behind my stories, which I hope will be many. They're more interesting than me, anyway. Give 'em a try!

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I've been writing fanfiction for a few years now and I have recently come to know of PONY. That is all, actually.

MUSTARD IS BEST PONY. MUSTARD GOES WELL WITH ANYTHING. MUSTARD IS TART AND DISGUSTING ON ITS OWN.

I'm not the best writer, but I can write.

Give me one reason Celestia isn't best pony. Pro tip: You can't

Just a friendly cyborg dragon-bug thingy

Are you sleeping, are you sleeping, little bronies? We never sleep, we never sleep... So watch your back! *cackles maniacally and jumps out of window* I'M NOT PAYING FOR THAT!!

Dead, but also undead. It's complicated.