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Cynically Pretentious Hedonistic Nihilist...and those are my nicer qualities!

What adorasexy thing should I turn you into today? Now with Patreon & Ko-Fi!

Forget not that I am a derp.

I'm Count Numbers for Halloween

Stories about: Feelings too complicated to describe, ponies

"I am the Aloof Hermit, the Lord of the Empty Seat. I am the Alpha and the Omega"

I write lots and lots of horse words; everything from comedy to drama. If you like what I write, please support me on Patreon.

If anyone recognizes me from Fanfiction.net, Hey guys! It's me.

Just a dude who writes mainly clop with some action and some GrimDark on the side. Also, If you don’t like futa, you may have a bad time here :P ;)

"I know writers who use subtext, and they're all cowards." -- Garth Marenghi

It's fanfiction all the way down.

Thanks, but please don't send me cash "tips." Instead, support this charity: The Fletcher Street Urban Riding Club.

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I...I am a monument to all your sins...

Since the show over, I'm gone, no more stories from me

Author and dramatic reader from YouTube. All your pony are belong to us.

Death God

Remember kids, eat your veggies, go to school, and murder all your enemies.... I murder all my enemies....

A steaming cup of coffee that will never spill – the perfect gift for a dad!

Gaze within the Holocron and see what stories it has to tell.

The Man. The Legend. The World's Strongest Writer™

"This first step onto the planet of Mars is brought to you by a cooperation between NASA and SpaceX. And now, a special thanks to our sponsors: Red Bull, Nike, Ford, Pepsi, Hasbro, Starbucks, Coke..."

i live to serve the princess of the night, aka the goddess of the moon aka princess luna...^^

Writing graduate who loves cartoon horses and all manner of silly things. Occasionally writes serious stories. A divine Swedish woman drew this avatar.

Just a nice, polite Canadian.

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Selling out has never felt so dirty.

Not checking in here. I may post stories because my patrons are nice and like ponies. Otherwise out of the fandom, sorry peeps.

aka Mr. Chaos of the "Harry Potter: Pokemon Master Series", "Authors of Our Own Fate", and "A Man of Iron"

who me

Canon x OC, that's my specialty, both in art and in MLP stories

YO! I write stuff. Primarily comedy for now but I will experiment with other genre's. some will go better that others.

I want nothing more than to bring a smile to your face with a light-hearted clopfic! If you want to bring a smile to mine, leave a comment!

When I'm not writing stories, I'm writing essays. My keyboard sees fairly frequent use. University student, high functioning Rainbow Dash enthusiast, and satirical activist.

Come with me, and you'll be, in a world of pony procreation...

I love reading Fan fiction, and sometimes, I like creating dramatic readings for them. :) http://www.youtube.com/user/thelostnarrator

Technical Writer from the U.S.A.'s Deep South. Writes horsewords and reviews. New reviews posted every other Thursday! Writing Motto: "Go Big or Go Home!"

Horse words are the best words.

I am not contained between my hat and my boots.

Don't read my stuff if you have a weak stomach or are easily bothered by traumatic genitalia damage. That's seriously all I've got in here!

My friends call me Spectra! Everyone else says "Ah, how did this horse get in here!?"