Snitches be snitchin, bitches be bitchin, snitches in stitches, bitches in ditches

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Age 24 - Dedicated Twilight Sparkle fan

Just an aspiring writer. Not really anything special.

Prithee and well met, thou tempestuous witch of storms, to alight so delicately upon the jet streams of the cerulean sky. Welcome to Spirit Airlines.

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"Ladies and Gentlemen, take my advice. Pull down your pants and slide on the ice." ~ Dr. Sidney Freedman, M*A*S*H S3 Ep5

Writer/Artist who's been active since the inception of the fandom.

Stories about ponies are stories about people.

Lazy Assistant Language Teacher in Shizuoka(Silent Hill), Japan. Brony avatar created with General Zoi's Pony Creator V3 http://generalzoi.deviantart.com/art/Pony-Creator-v3-397808116