"How efficiently inefficient of you." - Typoglyphic

Some aliases I go by are Eru Iluvatar, and Melkor. Sometimes Lavender Frappe.

Perfection? I don't want that, because that would mean stopping, standing still, instead of improving.

Let's see....I don't know what you guys want to know, but I love writing stories. I hope the amount of love I have for reading these stories is as much as how much I put into writing them

I've never seen a place that's quite like this. Everything is turned around; this crazy world is upside down.

The name's Dash. (Previously Ronnie) And I write humanized pony stories. Welcome to my humble page.

Can answer questions regarding site rules or policies for any content as well as their enforcement/punishment.

I write poni. I am easily distracted. I like Oreos.

Welcome to one of my stories, or was it one of my blogs? no matter. So here I am, yet nother writer. Read and enjoy. And feel free to PM me if you want anything.

Derpy, Pinkie Pie, Sweetie Belle, Chrysalis. Myself, summed up in four MLP characters. I'm a deeply flawed individual, but if you can get past that, I'm sure we can be the best of friends.

Stories about ponies are stories about people.

I am running from something I'm becoming, but becoming one means I'm running from all I am.

Wow. Visiting this site again was like going back to my old neopets page. So much nostalgia.

A girl so bad at writing she took to learning how to write at University. How'm I doing so far? Yeah, I know-- I'm working on it, I promise.

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