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Advocatus Diaboli


I am the Doctor, the Rebel of FiMFiction, and I'm here for the food. We should love and tolerate everyone, not just the people we agree with. If you have a problem with that, that's too bad.

Jul
13th
2019

201st Blog Special · 4:45am Jul 13th, 2019

Apr
27th
2019

Roosh Makes an Incel Fool Out of Himself (Again) · 6:05am Apr 27th, 2019

I found this:https://www.rooshv.com/42-things-wrong-with-american-women

Basically, this guy comes across as a shallow neckbeard idiot trying to be deep, and that's kind of what he's known for.

My responses?

1. They’re fat.

Yes, and so are many American men.

2. They’re constantly glued to their phone.

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Apr
22nd
2019

Happy Ressurrection Sunday! · 1:44am Apr 22nd, 2019

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Apr
21st
2019

Translating One-Itis into English · 3:56pm Apr 21st, 2019

Ever knew somebody who had really unhealthy expectations for their horrible crush? Talking to them is like talking to a brick wall, or to a foreigner, and making things worse, men and women with One-Itis use completely different dialects, so I put their sayings in Google Translate, and this is what I got:

Male One-Itis
"Every other girl is a slut!"

English

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Apr
13th
2019

A Surprise, to be Sure, but a Welcome One · 6:49am Apr 13th, 2019

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Jul
30th
2018

I'm Looking for Something · 8:39pm Jul 30th, 2018

It was one out of many adaptations of King Arthur and the Knights of the Round Table. It was a VHS. The slip cover claimed that the Knights of the Round Table were fighting against a group of evil knights trying to bring back the Devil. I have been trying to find it and I can't. I don't remember the title of the movie. Can you help me find it? It's possible the slip cover oversimplified, they always do. Maybe, for instance, it wasn't the Devil that was being resurrected, but a more

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Jul
21st
2018

It's Happening · 7:13pm Jul 21st, 2018

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May
27th
2018

I'm not Done Yet! · 1:38am May 27th, 2018

To be fair, you have to have a very high IQ to understand Aqua Teen Hunger Force. The humour is extremely subtle, and without a solid grasp of dietology, most of the jokes will go over a typical viewer’s head. There’s also Frylock's cynical outlook, which is deftly woven into his characterisation- his personal philosophy draws heavily from Hobbesian ideas, for instance. The fans understand this stuff; they have the intellectual capacity to truly appreciate the depths of these jokes, to realise

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May
27th
2018

I Love Copypastas · 1:04am May 27th, 2018

To be fair, you have to have a very high IQ to understand Jimmy Neutron. The humour is extremely subtle, and without a solid grasp of theoretical physics, most of the jokes will go over a typical viewer’s head. There’s also Cindy's cynical outlook, which is deftly woven into her characterisation- his personal philosophy draws heavily from Machiavellian ideas, for instance. The fans understand this stuff; they have the intellectual capacity to truly appreciate the depths of these jokes, to

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Apr
1st
2018

I, NeGaRant, am born!! · 8:43pm Apr 1st, 2018

From the ashes of Grant, I am born! I am a dedicated anti-Republican Romanticist Communist anti-American and above all other things, a devout Satanist! Ask me anything!! :pinkiecrazy:

Today is the day in which the Christian sheeple celebrate the day in which our Lord Satan crucified Jesus! His corpse still rots to this day!! Let us feast on the bread, for it is the flesh we have conquered, and let us drink wine, for it is the blood that has been spilt!!

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