I swear every time I blink this site has fifteen new features. Six months isn't /that/ long a time to blink, is it?

Hi! I'm Lurks-no-More: a pony writer, RPG player, SF and fantasy fan, and a general nerd. I hope you enjoy my stories!

Not a changeling.

it's my name you're here for

I like stuff. I dislike other stuff. I frequently dislike stuff other people like, and vice-versa. I'm not a troll; I'm a contrarian. I also write stuff, sometimes. It's not very good.

"Do it with love, do it with passion and never dream small!” - Author, Designer & Creator - Patreon/Ko-Fi

How could you do this? And on Jueves?!

I'm a random guy that claims to know how to write. I'm constantly being proven wrong.

My head is full of pony.

“I need you, the reader, to imagine us, for we don't really exist if you don't.”

Don't be a stranger now. I won't bite.

Why do I write? Because I can't draw! I write mainly as an outlet, and don't take it too seriously. If you like what I write, awesome! If not, that's cool too.

My obsession with a flying rainbow pony made me do this.

I...I am a monument to all your sins...

Brony, Whovian, gamer, writer, reviewer, riffer, have a beard... I guess that's pretty much it.

"Gold for the merchant, silver for the maid / Copper for the craftsman, cunning in his trade / 'Good', laughed the Baron, sitting in his hall / But iron - cold iron - shall be the master of them all."

Just an old pony past her prime.

A groovy mystery, gang.

A good story isn't measured by how long it is, but by how long it stays with you.

Riot grrl.

An author, occasional artist and critic all rolled into one! I may never grace the front page in my lifetime but if you're looking for something on the lighter side, you've come to the right place!

The proprietor of the series known as 'Sweet Special-Nothings'. Well known for the story Hop, Skip, and a Jump! And First Date. Also wrote the Conversion Bureau tale, A Mare's Tail.

Blog author for Equestria Daily and writer of fiction that may or may not include marshmallow ponies.

I am an owl driving a surprisingly sophisticated human robot.

Stories about ponies are stories about people.

I write stories about pony superheroes and cruel and unusual tragedies and pony superheroes who suffer cruel and unusual tragedies. I'm currently looking both fine and OK.

Always on an ego trip, but feeling like I should have saved what I already typed before.

Makes ponies cry

I'll just say one thing about me: I don't like to speak about myself.