"I'm not afraid of dying. I just don't want to be there when it happens." —Woody Allen
What can I say Im a brony, and a truly good one at that. I want The earth to be like Equestria one day and that is my life goal.
I'm just a brand new brony, looking to read some good stories and maybe if I get the courage, I'll start writing and contributing,lol
Odds are I'm going to regret what I say, cuz I'mma huge idiot.
I am pleased I joined here and hope to rp on YM with someone.
I am a mechanic. Yes, I fix things. Yes, hooves are a pain in the flank at times. Damn engineer unicorns and thier fancy schmancy magic. Use your hooves you lazy jackasses.
"Do you want to screw or is returning what I think might be a show of interest going to turn into a sexual harassment lawsuit?"