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"I'm not afraid of dying. I just don't want to be there when it happens." —Woody Allen

Nov
15th
2013

Much Self-Promotion Time. · 4:26am Nov 15th, 2013

Psst. Hey. Yeah, you guys, who read Absolutely Batty and liked it. Listen here, just for a second.

You probably noticed this in the description, but this story has been entered into the Equestria Daily Batpony Writeoff. Earlier today, the site put up the entries in a post and set up a voting system for you, the readers, to decide who deserved to win (I actually don't think there's a prize, but whatever).

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Jul
30th
2013

Oh. My. God. What. · 11:51pm Jul 30th, 2013

I'm featured? For this?

Oh, you folks. You're so crazy.

I love all of you all so much. Have a cookie.

Oh. She ate it. Sorry.

Thank you for enjoying my writing. I'll see you all in the archives!

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May
22nd
2013

Album. Of. The. Year. (and [i]TW[/i] update) · 4:45am May 22nd, 2013

I'm certain somebody's already made this joke, somewhere in the world, but...

Daft Punk has the best RAM I've ever downloaded off the Internet.

Seriously. Random Access Memories. Get it. Listen. Then, come back here and fangasm over them with me.

On a more site-related note, the next chapter of Two Weeks should be up in a day or so. Just doing final review.


Doin' It Right,
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May
1st
2013

Happy Birthday to Me!~ (Among other things...) · 4:21am May 1st, 2013

Dear Readers,

Celebration! I'm now officially old enough to own a proper driver's license! Congratulations, me! Now all you need is the actual license, not to mention the learning to drive part, the whole DMV, oh, and you don't have a car. But hey, now you can say it without lying!

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Aug
12th
2012

NaPoWriMo=ERRRG! · 6:20am Aug 12th, 2012

Okay, this is tougher than I thought. I signed up for National Pony Writing Month (which is a sort of spin off of National Novel Writing Month, except that it must involve, obviously, ponies), and when I did, I was thinking, Hey, I can write 50,000 words in thirty-ish days! No problemo, let's do this!

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Jul
21st
2012

ERMAHGERD, DERK KNAIGHT RAISES, ERMAHGERD. · 6:12am Jul 21st, 2012

I just had to blog about this. This was probably the best movie I've seen all year (with the possible exception of The Avengers), and I can't wait to go back and see it again. It's actually quite depressing to know that Mr. Nolan isn't going to be doing anything else Batman related, especially after the ending of DKR.

And now, a short review:

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Jun
11th
2012

Flowers for Algernon Next Story Pwnd? · 3:16am Jun 11th, 2012

The idea makes sense if you think about it. Would it work?

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Apr
5th
2012

New Big Story Ideas Wanted · 3:27am Apr 5th, 2012

I've been trying to think of what to do next, once Promethea: Ponified is done. I've considered a Total Drama: Ponified (with musical numbers!) and Chronicle: Ponified (Spike's got powers, yo!), but I really want to know what other people want to see. So, I want to hear your suggestions. You know my methods. What would you like to see me try?

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Mar
26th
2012

Promethea: Ponified started. · 12:21am Mar 26th, 2012

Gah! Gotta start using this more! My next story is up, so fans of Titanic Pwnd (cool abbreviation, you see?) can check it out if you want. Please enjoy!

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Feb
16th
2012

Made Fluttershy Cry. · 4:32am Feb 16th, 2012

Fine, fine. Gonna make a blog post because I can't stand seeing Fluttershy's face like that.

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