I give folk what they want, nothing more. And that just happens to be poorly thought out Fanfics with bad updating schedules

Ahoy! Welcome to my user page, here you'll find my blogs, followers, and groups.

My ships, let me show you them!!!

"You're not a burden, my love" Simon comforted his partner, Prince Lucian. "You're all 7,634,420,069,142,002,387,487,862,912 stars in my sky, Luce. And I love how brightly you shine"

I have no idea what I'm doing.

Don't mind Carl. He does meth. Like, SO MUCH meth. -Officer Hot Pants

Quando omni flunkus, moritati

I will consume your ashes.

Accounts pretty dead, I just use it to read the occasional fic now.

"...as for the Why: beyond the obvious financial motivation, it's exceedingly simple... because I can."

Kill me.

Ayy lmao

I am a girl who got into My Little Pony Friendship is Magic 7 years ago. And I've finally decided to try and write fanfics, so...yeah. That's about it. If you ever want to talk feel free to PM me.

Just a big, tall dumbass that is trying to write words as soon as possible... And loves games. A lot. Also, I enjoy Roleplay. Feel free to PM me about it.

Creator of stories, reviewer of shitty fanfics, and hangs out with a fictional lesbian couple. I also like sexy RPs.

I like to cut things.... it's my hobby!!!

Everyone Needs A Creeper, A Personal Space And Privacy Grim Reaper. Also Hail Minty p.s. I'll steal yo gurl, yo husbund, yo house, yo cids, yo dawg, and yo side bae

[Insert body text here]

It's hip to be square

Hello, future coworkers. Welcome to back when I was... younger. It hurts the more I think about it.

Message me if you would like to talk with me and I'll get back to you as soon as I can

Welcome to the madness. And remember, goats are like sheep. If you shoot a waffle, I hate forks.

Fate fell short

To quote Oscar Wilde, "I don't have any underwear on, and I don't care!"