I have Rainbow Dash's head. Give me monies or you'll never see it again. Except in the photos I send you of me molesting it with my futa parts.

I enjoy reading MLP fanfics, and I'm writing a little as well, I'm not the best, but i try to make something that is easy to read, and short enough for a quick ride :)

There really is not much to say, except I am here for the same reason I write on Fanfiction. I want to entertain you with my writing, not just detail it but make you feel that you are in the story.

Thanks, but please don't send me cash "tips." Instead, support this charity: The Fletcher Street Urban Riding Club.

okay now kiss!

The Grimm Reaper is the writer of the 'Darkness Duology', 'Immortal', 'They Come at Night... Mostly!' and 'Only Bone Deep'. Among others.

Some asshole who will write stories that are the opposite of the common take of the subject. And who also says "mate" a lot.

Just a guy with time on his hands really, all I can say is a hope you enjoy what I write

The Man. The Legend. The World's Strongest Writer™

Two facts according to the internet. 1. Your mother is the largest object in the known universe. 2. Despite fact 1, everyone still slept with her for some reason.

Technical Writer from the U.S.A.'s Deep South. Writes horsewords and reviews. New reviews posted every other Thursday! Writing Motto: "Go Big or Go Home!"

Dedicated to hand-made quality reminiscent of old-world charm. Specialization in anatomically correct fillies/mares having fun with human males. Thank you for reading and commenting.

King nigger lord of the watermelon, duke of the chicken realm, high almoner of the grape cool aid of the Nile, has no tolerance for white people.

Uh... what? Is this thing on?

When life gives you Lemonade, make Lemons. Life will be all like, "what?!"

Owner, founder and CEO of Randomocity Enterprises(tm).

Its either this or star in porn. You all know whats worse.

If anyone recognizes me from Fanfiction.net, Hey guys! It's me.

Enjoy-er of comedy, liker of Human X Pony (and Human X Anthro), and lover of the most heinous of all fetishes: mutual enjoyment of consent sex!

Your average fan fiction writer. I enjoy anime, music, my little pony of course.

I am back to write for you guys.

Quite frankly, I'm a simple person who enjoys watching the show from time to time, and an avid reader/writer.

I'm just a simple humorist, cartoonist, philanthropist, kinda-pissed, animator. And my love of cartoons stretches all the way to ponies. Expect PUNS.

Sometimes I wonder why I write. Then I look back at my stories and remember: I have a story to tell. And a LOT of mistakes to correct.

I wish!!

I only hope you enjoy my work. I appreciate all the comments and especially the favorites and follows. They make me happy.

Just a fan who likes to share his ideas through stories that people seem to like.

Remember kids, eat your veggies, go to school, and murder all your enemies.... I murder all my enemies....

Now with a Patreon! Also at: Hidden Library, FanFiction.net.

Determination

A goofy little miss that's here to write and draw to her heart's content. Her imagination doesn't know when to shut off.

Some men just want to watch the world burn. Me? I'll be standing at a safe distance with a marshmallow on a stick

Fimfiction's sexiest robot, how do you do?

Yes I am a female and I love MLP, but my favorite is Dragonball Z because I love Bra being so tough or soft. Reminds me of myself when my fiance, SaiyanUltima, won't comment on my story ideas.

Too much to write; too little time

I am a Scotsman who writes stories, not all of which are of the self-insert variety. Books are available again; check my userpage for details.

"You think you know me..."