In a box under the stairs.

"Ladies and Gentlemen, take my advice. Pull down your pants and slide on the ice." ~ Dr. Sidney Freedman, M*A*S*H S3 Ep5

Thanks, but please don't send me cash "tips." Instead, support this charity: The Fletcher Street Urban Riding Club.

Call me Slendy, or Slendermare. I really don't care.

One of these days we'll form a union, and get the fair and equitable treatment we deserve. Then we'll go too far, and become corrupt and shiftless, and the Japonies will eat us alive.

♪ Kingdom of ships around me and it looks like I'm the queen ♫

Avid Murder Mystery Fan who will soon publish his first

"Never grow a wishbone, daughter, where your backbone ought to be."– Clementine Paddleford

A simple plot, but I know one day, good things are coming our way.

There are only three real monsters: Dracula, Blackula, and Son of Kong.

I write stories about villains.

reader of all types of fiction,in a happy place in my life right now ,extremely proud of my first born

Father of twin 8yo boys, partner of Arcelia, and so glad to remain here.

Proof that I'm not dead. I was just in a slumber, waiting for reason to rise again. I might have found that reason.

Retired writer and graphic artist.

Who let the dogs out?

I'm a recently returned writer and plan to release alot of stories again.

You're looking at it. Don't lie to me, bitch.

I'll think of a good thing to put in this short bio some other day.

Dying. Funny thing, that. It never happens how you expect it.

I love Harry Potter and LPS and of course MLP, and my favorite FiM character is Applejack.

I love lesbians and Trixie is the greatest Lesbian

Just a typical university grad and part-time Librarian. Ain't nothing special about that.

A guy who did pony stuff at one point.

I love psychology and writing. I tend to write origional/experimental stories. I am the head of the School for New Writers and the EFNW writing track. My new favorite quote is "Why so ˈsir-ē-əs?"

Just a pegasister who writes fun stories and generates OCs.

Nauseous: Adjective: Causing or able to cause someone to become nauseated.

Still tired. Still writing. Patreon

I am the Myth, both mysterious and unique....

There is no such thing as normal. Everything is weird in its own way, especially me.

Fanfiction masochist. :B She/they https://ko-fi.com/presentperfect

"A world without friendship is a lonely world indeed."

Help a good cause and donate to the Schizophrenia and Related Disorders Alliance of America today!

Frission: The Happiness ponymon. Frission takes 2x damage from Feels-Type attacks. Special Ability: Yayifications! — Like and Follow buffs can increase EVs above normal maximums.

"Figs you're just peak irony." —Caligari87

Are you ready, kids? Also a thingy so my pizza funds don't run out anytime soon.

I write poni. I am easily distracted. I like Oreos.

I am not contained between my hat and my boots.

Amateur writer and artist, Commander of the 31st Imperial Legions, and devotee of the Princess of the Night.