I am sorry you found this.
Turn back now.
Or not.
So like...
If you decide to continue and read that horrible crap that I wrote and never really want to see again...
I feel sorry for you.

Hey guys! I'm not really new around here, I usually post comments as a guest, but my account IS new. I haven't really written anything, but I do plan to! If anypony out there has requests or suggestions, be sure to tell me!