Firstly, Pearple Prose can do shit but he's a cunt, so if you're reading this: go eat a dick. (you have wronged me.)

Next on the agenda is that yesterday I had to go on an expedition to the Atlas Mountains to fight off the threat of the flock of deranged pterodactyls from Mars, and that was a success. For this I would like to thank my mother and father, my dog Colin, and especially my new sunglasses which allowed me to see the pterodactyls in the bright moonlight.

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