"How did I escape? With difficulty. How did I plan this moment? With pleasure."
By windward strides and holy ghosts, what rests beside the barren coasts?
It's not "definantly" or "defiantly" or "definately". It's "DEFINITELY". How can so many people get it wrong...
"Gold for the merchant, silver for the maid / Copper for the craftsman, cunning in his trade / 'Good', laughed the Baron, sitting in his hall / But iron - cold iron - shall be the master of them all."
I don't know what you're talking about, I've always looked like this.
A purveyor of intelligent literary commentary some of the time, and whatever I feel like the rest of the time.
Current Writer Self-Challenge: Write a human in equestria story I can be proud of. Stigma be damned!
I'm just a simple humorist, cartoonist, philanthropist, kinda-pissed, animator. And my love of cartoons stretches all the way to ponies. Expect PUNS.
Please allow me to introduce myself, I'm a man of wealth and taste.
Fallout: Equestria addict, occasional writer of terribadness, second degree black belt in jiujitsu, gamer for life, hopeless artist (I HAD TO EAT THEM!) and reader of anything I can get my hands on.
Sea Otter, Tempest domain Cleric, Gamer, Writer. Currently nestled out on the east coast, watching icebergs float past. Discord: Tundara's Fanfiction Forum
Excited to finally have a FIMfiction account! Will post my stuff here now.
Derpy, Pinkie Pie, Sweetie Belle, Chrysalis. Myself, summed up in four MLP characters. I'm a deeply flawed individual, but if you can get past that, I'm sure we can be the best of friends.
A fan-fiction author and game programmer that lives in Glendale, CA.
Help a good cause and donate to the Schizophrenia and Related Disorders Alliance of America today!
I try to tell the stories others tell better than me.
There are only three real monsters: Dracula, Blackula, and Son of Kong.
I am a conglomerate of Engineeriological and Writeological forces with a Ponypreneurial spirit.
I write lots and lots of horse words; everything from comedy to drama. If you like what I write, please support me on Patreon.
I've heard that I write a pretty good story named Fallout: Equestria - Memories.
Crushric, n. — A narcissistic masochist, a Southern gentleman, and snarky smartass. If you're looking for someone to disappoint you, he won't disappoint you.
New in to Pony Fiction, Working to be a professional Author some day. US Air Force Veteran
Hey yall, I am the Les the bad dog. My fatorite pony is Pinkie Pie. I enjoy writing and drawing about ponies