So. I'm not dead!

I actually did literally just finish writing a thing. But it's not a pony thing. It was a pokemon thing! I know, I'm awful, writing something that isn't ponies.

I've been so horrendously slow with writing though. I feel bad. And I feel doubly bad that this new thing I wrote won't even be seen by the majority of my fans!

I'm not shilling for this new pokemon thing. I'm not asking you to try and find it. I'm just saiyan:

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It's actually 7AM here in Australia right now.

In 2016.

Because the cool kids get things earlier than all of you.

I guess I didn't write a Christmas themed thing, huh? Maybe I could scratch out something for new years. Although I have no ideas kicking around in my head and therefore there is buckley's chance of that happening!

Anyway, here's to another year! May it bring many pony episodes and all of the shipping fuel you could wish for!

God that looks grammatically correct and also looks awful wrong.

Any way, happy that thing! ^

If you follow me closely or whatever, you'll notice I haven't been doing much stuff. I'm trying to pump more out, but I'm slow, sorry.

Maybe I'll write something awful and mind-scarring for hearth's warming's eve again.

I'll give you a clue

It's gon b gud

Art done by the insanely good Derpah/Marble Soda as he's known now.

I've had this idea kicking around in my head for a while.

It's not MLP. So let's get that out of the way immediately.

I've got this entire universe set out, in sci-fi. I'm going to be extremely vague because of reasons that will be outlined right meow!

I've kind of wanted to finish this novel and get it published. You know, as a book. A thing with pages, and a cover, and that lovely, earthy smell fresh from the bookstore. Pretty cover art. Proper editing, etc.

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I honestly don't see why I would have to duck out at this point, unless something crazy happens!

I was supposed to be part of two different things there, with the first being the livestream thingie and the second being a fimfiction thingie! Unfortunately, I have to flee away from the fimfiction thingie because I (finally) have gotten a regular job. On weekends and such. Which coincides in a spectacularly bad way with the EXACT time I was supposed to do that stream

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I can't even.

Hooves-down best episode.

Spoilers obviously, if you're lazy and haven't watched the most awesome episode ever, but:

Motherfucking princess bickering. Epic. We only ever saw them as composed rulers, and now that they've bickered like regular ponies they're more relatable and at least a little bit less... ethereal! They are capable of actual emotions!

Secret agent Sweetie Drops? Wat.

Gummi having existential thoughts.

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Not important or nothing. I just want to put it out there so people will say happy birthday and things! I'm gonna buy a chocolate mudcake and drown it in custard and sprinkle chocolate bits on it. This shit would make Pinkie herself go into a sugar coma

If you haven't seen the promo yet, then I suggest you haul on over to youtube and watch it or sommat, unless you're so goddamn squeamish about spoilers that you want to avoid even a promo.

But seriously.

She speaks.

And she speaks again.

In the promo.

Now, if someone could just sit down the exec for discovery kids and tell them that these hiatus's are fucking retarded that would be great.

Seriously, I haven't been this excited for a pony episode in ever.

I've been invited to a con! I won't say which one in case it's a little bit taboo to say this stuff while still discussing things with the people who run it.

Long story short. There is not a goddamn chance of me making it to America to go to a con on such short notice. Mainly because A) I'm broke. (Well, not broke, but a return airfare alone is two motherfucking grand, I checked) And B) I don't have a visa.

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