Writing the stories you didn't know you wanted. I think.

BACK FROM THE DEAD!

I swear every time I blink this site has fifteen new features. Six months isn't /that/ long a time to blink, is it?

I...I am a monument to all your sins...

irresistible

I'm posting some of my stories from the /fb/ general on /mlp/ and I'll be writing some other stuff from time to time.

The name's Dash. (Previously Ronnie) And I write humanized pony stories. Welcome to my humble page.

Stories about ponies are stories about people.

Are you ready, kids? Also a thingy so my pizza funds don't run out anytime soon.

I like girls with dicks, if you couldn't notice. Also stories that are stupid but amusing. And stupidly amusing stories involving girls with dicks. And sometimes without dicks.

I like ponies.

"Sometimes the world doesn't need another hero... Sometimes what it needs is a monster." - Count Dracula

A fan-fiction author and game programmer that lives in Glendale, CA.

A fellow traveler...