Me, I'm dishonest, and you can always trust a dishonest man to be dishonest. Honestly, it's the honest ones you have to watch out for.

Are you ready, kids? Also a thingy so my pizza funds don't run out anytime soon.

Norwegian guy who writes stuff. Also plays too much games.

The Goal... 200+ mph in the Standing Mile. To Tartarus with academy records, I want to hold a Land Speed Record.