On a journey into a world of infinite possibility...

Specialties include comedy, robots, and precision strikes to your feelings. Hobbies include hat and watch collecting. May contain alcohol.

-GM, master of... ( Discord | Patreon )

Knife guys finish last...in bed.

Wanted on several counts of excessive meta jokes

Commissions currently OPEN

I only hope you enjoy my work. I appreciate all the comments and especially the favorites and follows. They make me happy.

I don't read your stories because I'm crazy. I'm crazy because I read your stories!

Be sure to check out some of my other stories on Fanfiction.net. Account name: Gordon Ramses.

"What is better...to be born good, or to overcome your evil nature through great effort?" -Paarthurnax, Elder Scrolls: Skyrim

I'm Dissonance. Really good at crossovers. || She/Her || Profile Art By: https://www.deviantart.com/chris-h94