Ditto. What the hay is this? AM I SPECIAL NOW? AM I A MASTAH WRITAH?

SCRIBE OF THE CENTURY?

Clearly.

Anyway, is anyone else part of this Gold Account? Or is this like last years April Fools prank where "Rainbow Dash" mentions in stories were changed to "Firefly"? Either way, who cares!

Hope you enjoy my new Trotting Dead stuff (due in an hour or so, as promised).

WHEEEEE!
-neutralmilk

Anyone who likes the Trotting Dead should be very happy. I have a new system of updating it. At the end of every month, I will post everything that I have completed for the chapter, fully edited and everything as a distinct Part of the chapter I'm working on. So while the updates may not be massive, they WILL be existent and will force me to work much much more on this story!

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Simple title, simple message.

I have been working on Trotting Dead on and off for months now. Even to the point where I wrote a whole chapter several times only to delete it again and again because it wasn't even remotely satisfactory.

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As some of you may know, I originally intended "TAHH" to be a "trolling clopfic." Something which has yet to really be seen. I started it that way, but instantly fell in love with the story and dropped the idea, instead making a REAL romance story, which is still widely considered my Magnum Opus. However, I did actually finish the trolling clop part, a.k.a. the original ending

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THANK YOU THANK YOU THANK YOU THANK YOU!

Seriously, thank all of you who read it, faved it, and thumbed it up! It means a ton to me to go online and see that this story made the feature box after such a slow, painful crawl I'm glad all of you enjoyed it, and it is official, I am back, baby! With several new stories lined up for release, many updates almost ready for posting and everything else, the future looks bright!

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Now that I've gotten your attention, I have a new story I just posted. And I need your help.

I see it sitting on the bottom of the popular story list, ready to pop off into oblivion. I've spent a few months working on this story and it means a lot to me. It's an autobiographical tale about what happened after the death of my own Father, and it's about time that I worked through it. I'd love to see it get some sort of recognition rather than being my least read story.

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Ah yes, March 1st. A day fro bronies like no other.

Derpy Day: AKA Operation Indiscriminate Friendship.

Oh my, it's been a whole year since my last attempt to celebrate Derpy Day by running around my campus handing muffins and cupcakes to anyone who wanted one. Boy was that a massive mistake. Apparently people get suspicious when some random dude tries giving you piles of chocolate chip muffins. Assholes.

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And the award for "Worst Blog Title in the Past Five Months" goes to....
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ME.

Anyway, here it is! The long awaited autobiographical story The Life You're Given!!!!!!

EXCITEMENT!!!!!!!!!!!!

Note that it won't be posted until Friday or Saturday, so you're all getting a lovely first look for being so damn awesome.

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NEW STORY.

FINISHED.

SAVED ON THE SITE.

READY FOR POSTING COME FRIDAY (to maximize views).

LINK FOR YOU ALL COMING SOON.

Cuz I luvs ya.

-neutralmilk

(don't be afraid to thumb up the HELL out of it. LEt's get this bastard featured!)

Exactly one year ago today I sat down after a few hours of reading various stories and decided I should sign up for Fimfiction. Exactly a week before that I discovered ponies through a strange youtube video. Since then, I've devoted myself to brony-ness and my life has never been better. I write things that people enjoy which is one of the greatest feelings ever. Every time I see a new favorite or a thumb up on a story, or when I get messages or comments telling me how much people loved

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