Retired author, husband and father.

I like writing, reading and dinosaurs. Scratch that, I love dinosaurs. Like a lot.

My goal is to follow everyone on FimFiction!

"...as for the Why: beyond the obvious financial motivation, it's exceedingly simple... because I can."

Everyone Needs A Creeper, A Personal Space And Privacy Grim Reaper. Also Hail Minty p.s. I'll steal yo gurl, yo husbund, yo house, yo cids, yo dawg, and yo side bae

What's with these guys? It's like one of my japanese animes...

Part time worker, part time writer, full time jabroni. Hello!

Just a person that reads, writes, and reviews stuff. Oh, and draws.

What is a pony? But a miserable pile of secrets.

I am... me...

I am inevitable. I am... destiny. I am Smooze and I hunger.

Welcome to the madness. And remember, goats are like sheep. If you shoot a waffle, I hate forks.

It's hip to be square

A whisper in the wind, smoke from a long gone fire.

Derpy, Pinkie Pie, Sweetie Belle, Chrysalis. Myself, summed up in four MLP characters. I'm a deeply flawed individual, but if you can get past that, I'm sure we can be the best of friends.

Fate fell short

Run! Run! Or you'll be well done!

I've survived The Princess Promenade. Multiple times. Beat that.