“SCOTTLAND FOREVER!” -SCP 9999

I...I am a monument to all your sins...

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I like 'em big. I do commissions! Check out my policy here.

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who me

TittySparkles is pretty based, writes great porn that I can rub one off to on a weekly basis, and she has no problem telling societies leftie rejects to fuck off. - Anonymous

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I am a part-time writer who has been consumed both by the magic of ponies and the enchanting mystery of their sexuality.

King nigger lord of the watermelon, duke of the chicken realm, high almoner of the grape cool aid of the Nile, has no tolerance for white people.

We grow 'em big!