I write weird shit. That's really it.

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I destroy chemical weapons for a living. Trust me, it sounds way more exciting than it is. I am a married father of four. Gamer all my life, all kinds.

Published a new 'The Chef's cafe' chapter. And Beginning to work on the next one. (12-03-2024)

All bubble-blowing fillies will be beaten senseless by every able bodied pony in the bar (bar).

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Perfect has seven letters and so does meeeeee. Ko-fi|Patreon

I write pony words. Millions of them. Some people actually think they might be worth reading. I am very thankful for that. Also, I have a Patreon now?

A Brony and a Gamer!

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I write stories so that I won't be kept awake at night with a brain full of ponies.

Just a fan who likes to share his ideas through stories that people seem to like.

Run, John, run, the law commands, but gives me neither feet nor hands; better news the Gospel brings, it bids me fly and gives me wings.

Give me one reason Celestia isn't best pony. Pro tip: You can't

INACTIVE: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCOYWMJqZ6FwuP2uafX1k6eg

Horse Words!

There are a lot of things this show has taught me. When I started watching, I never expected it to affect me as much as it has. But now that I'm here, I don't know what I'd do without you all!

Don't tell anyone, but I like ponies.

King nigger lord of the watermelon, duke of the chicken realm, high almoner of the grape cool aid of the Nile, has no tolerance for white people.

God, I'm so sorry.

irresistible

It's fanfiction all the way down.