Uhh... hello, guess I should introduce myself first, right? My name is James. Yes! Just James, I guess my last name doesn't matter that much anymore, not that I will get away from this place anytime soon. If you want, Jimbo is what my friends call me, so that will work just as well.

Aaanyway, where should I start? See first thing I know I'm at this comic convention, after finally completing a costume for myself that took me quite some time to work on... First everything went smoothly, got to see a lot of interesting stuff... until some things went very wrong and I woke up somewhere unexpected. To be honest, I really thought I'd kick the bucket right where I ended up, but as it turns out, not only the place has changed... apparently I have too, to an either spectacular, or disturbing degree.

I'm currently residing in Canterlot Castle, someplace royal and regal, first class in other words to the populace of this entire nation called 'Equestria'.
The reason? The royal pony sisters made me stay here until further notice...

Yeeess, I did say royal pony sisters, because guess what? This land is ruled and populated by relatively small candy colored equines, who just happen to call themselves "ponies", even though it's highly debatable regarding their appearance to regular horses from earth, meaning they are sapient (human intelligence), and are capable of many more humanized facial expressions and gestures, some of them more illogical then others! (Physics and her sister Biology went to sleep It seems).

With two mares called Princess Celestia and Princess Luna at the peak of their Hirarchy, these ponies live in harmonious peace with each other (yeah right and I bet they have the word criminal "not in their dictionaries", as if!)
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Really now, give me pirates gone wacko any day, but ponies? Seriously?! WHAT DID I DO TO DESERVE THIS?!
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Anyway I decided to write down my story for safe keep, in case someone may be interested to learn what the hell happened to me.

So lean back, as I will once again tell you, done that a lot lately by the way, how my current, and very much unfortunate situation, came to be.
Join me as I explore this new world I was thrown into... or watch me do something stupid every single minute I spend here.

Hopefully 'nopony', gets hurt, or else I won't have a chance to- *grumble, growl* AAUGH! NOT AGAIN!!

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An MLP x One Piece crossover, set up as either a 'League of Humans Acting Villainous' or 'League of Humans Acting Heroically' story.
Rated teen for vulgar language. And other atrocities >_>.

Also first attempt on a story, that I may or may not continue.

I regret nothing!