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Additional, Slightly-Annoyed Note

I have absolutely zero plans to write anything for Friendship Is Magic (and nearly-zero plans to write anything for Naruto or Avatar, though you can find some half-formed ideas on my FanFiction.net account), so I really don't know why anyone is following me.

A Fun Discussion I Had Once

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A juicy snippet:

You have a perverted sense of simply being.
You are putrid.
You are rotten.
You are worse than any SJW, feminist, fedora, redditor, /pol/ack, or anything else from the bowels of humanity.
You are the very definition of "grotesque".
To call you "a waste of afterbirth" would be an insult to every crackhead hooker's tetanus-laden efforts with a coathanger.
No combination of words, GIFs, and human displays of emotion could properly convey the disgust I feel for you.
You are wretched.
You are twisted.
You do not deserve to even be spat upon by the filthiest s**t-encrusted hobo imagiinable.
Your very being is deplorable, and may God have mercy on your soul.

Information Relevant to Literature

Last updated on 2016-06-20

Favorite fandoms:
Naruto
- Devotion to canon: I've watched nearly every episode of the original series (including filler), nearly every non-filler episode of Shippuuden (and several filler episodes--Revenge of the Shadow Clones FTW!), and every episode of Rock Lee's Springtime of Youth. I've also seen the first movie (and some others, but the first one is the only one that I remember in much detail).
- Favorite characters: Hyuuga Hinata, Aburame Shino, Orochimaru, Sasori
- OTP: Hinata/Naruto, Ino/Sakura
- Favorite story: Time Braid (NSFW; author page)
Avatar: The Last Airbender (or The Legend of Aang)
- Devotion to canon: I've watched nearly every episode, though I haven't read any of the comics.
- Favorite characters: Toph Beifong, Azula
- OTP: Toph/Aang, Azula/Zuko
- Favorite stories: Snow (NSFW; author page), Stalking Zuko series
Star Wars
- Devotion to canon: I've watched all the live-action movies and the 2D Clone Wars series (though not any of the 3D-animated shows), and read dozens of the books (including much of The New Jedi Order and all of Legacy of the Force).
- Favorite characters: Jacen Solo, Mitth'raw'nuruodo, Vergere
- Favorite stories: Only Right, An Origami Fish's series

Favorite fanfiction stories:
1. Time Braid (Naruto)
- Excellent in every way, and vastly improved from the venerable Chunin Exam Day, with awesomeness diluted only occasionally by NSFW shenanigans. Definitely my favorite story ever. Read count: Six.
2. In the Blood (Naruto)
- A very feelings-heavy book, split between two plots--the mysterious appearance of a clone of Uchiha Itachi, and the troubles of Uchiha Sasuke's attempts to restore his clan with Yamanaka Ino. Read count: Two.
3. Background Pony (MLP: FIM)
- Exquisite (though often non-standard) presentation and flawless execution, going in totally unexpected directions in fulfillment of the premise. The second story (after Death Note) that ever brought tears to my eyes. Read count: Two.

Runners-up for second-favorite literature overall:
Star Wars: The New Jedi Order: Traitor
- Presentation is automatically excellent, as this is professionally-edited. Execution is near-flawless. The premise is beautifully fleshed out--there are a zillion tangents on how the Yuuzhan Vong's shaping works, not to mention Vergere's philosophizing. Read count: Three.
The Shape of Things to Come
- A textbook detailing an alternate history from 1933 onwards, written in 1933. Miles better than anything by Turtledove, in my opinion--because, rather than focusing on a bunch of individual characters about whom I give not a tinker's damn, it's written in the style of a textbook--a rather preachy and long-winded textbook, to be sure (written in 1933!), but an interesting and exhaustive textbook, not a mishmash of boring and fragmentary biographies. Read count: Two.
The D'Artagnan Romances
- Presentation depends entirely on the quality of the translation; Project Gutenberg has a great one of the first book, but only mediocre ones of the others. Execution is good, I suppose--fast-paced action fills the first two books, and the others spice up their dragging intrigue with mythological references and Porthos' comic relief. There's not much to say about premise--it's historical fiction, after all--but the information about the seventeenth-century French court is kind of interesting, I guess. Read count: Four (first book), two (second book), one (other books).

Saved Books

Every .epub fiction book currently in my phone's (and computer's, and e-reader's) "Transferred Books" folder:

Note that I've read the vast majority of these--though, it must be admitted, not every single one.
Fanfiction section last updated 2016-05-04; other sections last updated 2015-05-11. (Apologies for inconsistent italicization...)

Transferred Books
- Fanfiction category
- - Avatar canon
- - - Dynasty of Storms series
- - - - When the World Stops Spinning
- - - - The Game Has Changed
- - - Holding Hearts series
- - - - Ripples in the Water
- - - Imagine the Ocean series
- - - - Imagine the Ocean
- - - - Listen to the Earth
- - - Stalking Zuko series
- - - - Stalking Zuko
- - - - Not Stalking Zuko
- - - - Not Stalking Firelord Zuko
- - - Bad Ends
- - - Embers
- - - Future Echoes
- - - Life Bound
- - - Snow (part 1)
- - - The Boy from Babel
- - Ben 10 canon
- - - Little Moments series
- - - - Little Moments
- - - - Breaking Point
- - - Parentheses
- - - Rewind
- - DC canon
- - - Inviolate
- - - The Metropolitan Man
- - Death Note canon
- - - Light and Sayu collection
- - - - Deeper Than Just Blood
- - - - Deviant Behavior
- - - - Hatred
- - - - So Hide Your Eyes
- - - Genius Is a Curse
- - Friendship Is Magic canon
- - - Austraeoh series
- - - - Austraeoh
- - - - Eljunbyro
- - - - Innavedr
- - - - Odrsjot
- - - - Urohringr
- - - - Yaerfaerda
- - - - Ynahluutr
- - - Fallout: Equestria canon
- - - - Fallout: Equestria
- - - - Pink Eyes
- - - - Project Horizons
- - - Friendship Is Optimal canon
- - - - Friendship Is Optimal
- - - - Caelum Est Conterrens
- - - - Psychopathy Is Configurable
- - - Hard Reset canon
- - - - Hard Reset
- - - - Reset Harder
- - - - The Reign of Queen Twilight Sparkle
- - - Of the Hive series
- - - - Of the Hive
- - - - For the Hive
- - - - Aegis of the Hive
- - - - Culling of the Hives
- - - The Piano Man series
- - - - Act 1
- - - - Act 2
- - - The Signal series
- - - - The Signal
- - - - Frequencies
- - - Then Tomorrow Came series
- - - - Then Tomorrow Came
- - - Background Pony
- - - Beating the Heat
- - - Contraptionology!
- - - Eternal
- - - Friendship Is Mind Control
- - - I Am Not the Actor
- - - I Forgot I Was There
- - - Let's Be Evil!
- - - Miss Sparkle, Psychopath
- - - Please
- - - Rainbow Dash Discovers Erotic Mind Control
- - - Romance Reports
- - - The Best Night Ever
- - - The Numbers Don't Lie
- - - The Unexpected Love Life of Dusk Shine
- - - Triptych
- - - Xenophilia
- - Harry Potter canon
- - - Black Queen series
- - - - Princess of the Blacks
- - - - Black Princess Ascendant
- - - The Firebird Trilogy series
- - - - The Firebird's Son
- - - - The Firebird's Song
- - - - The Firebird's Fury
- - - Harry the Hufflepuff series
- - - - Harry the Hufflepuff
- - - - Harry the Hufflepuff 2
- - - - Harry the Hufflepuff 3: Harry's Year Off
- - - Methods of Rationality canon
- - - - Harry Potter and the Methods of Rationality
- - - - Ginny Weasley and the Sealed Intelligence
- - - Almost a Squib
- - - Always and Always
- - - Harry Potter and the Natural Twenty
- - - Harry Potter and the Power of Paranoia
- - - Harry Potter and the Temporal Beacon
- - - Brutal Harry
- - - Business
- - - Chary Potter and the Years of Reluctance
- - - DID You Hear the Rabbit Cry?
- - - Eden
- - - For the Price of a Soul
- - - Getting the Hang of Thursdays
- - - Hit the Ground Running
- - - Holly Evans and the Spiral Path
- - - How Fleur Delacour Seduced Me
- - - Knowledge is Useful, but Power Is Power
- - - Life Lessons
- - - Nightmares of Futures Past
- - - Oh God Not Again!
- - - Partially Kissed Hero
- - - Prince of the Dark Kingdom
- - - Remus Lupin, PI
- - - Seventh Horcrux
- - - Sisyphus
- - - The Birth of Evil
- - - The Hogwarts Strike Team
- - - The Scarlet Pimpernel
- - - The Two-Body Problem
- - - Tied for Last
- - - Unspeakable Things
- - - Veritas Oracle
- - - War Paint
- - - When In Doubt, Obliviate
- - - Wizard of the Kaleidoscope
- - Luminosity series
- - - Luminosity
- - - Radiance
- - - Flashes
- - Naruto canon
- - - A Teacher's Glory
- - - Chunin Exam Day
- - - Fixed Idea
- - - Freedom in the Eyes of Another
- - - In the Blood
- - - Introverted
- - - Invisible Fox
- - - It's Just That Any One of Us Is Half without Another One Is You
- - - Maybe Next Time
- - - Naruto: Game of the Year Edition
- - - Naruto's Compensation
- - - People Lie
- - - Plucking Strings
- - - Ramen Days
- - - Riding the Echo Down
- - - Rosemary for Remembrance
- - - Scorpion's Disciple
- - - Study of the Heart
- - - Team 8
- - - Team Anko
- - - Team Seven's Ascension: Blood Wings
- - - The Boy in the Team
- - - The Cost of Living
- - - The Empty Cage
- - - The Eyes Have It
- - - The Ghost and the Darkness
- - - The Waves Arisen
- - - Time Braid
- - - Trapped in the Amber of This Moment
- - - Vapors
- - - Vulpine
- - Star Wars canon
- - - An Origami Fish series
- - - - A Destiny Altered (in two volumes)
- - - - Caught Between Destiny and Fate
- - - - A Fate Unseen: Swarm War
- - - Instruments of Destruction
- - - Only Right
- - - The Last Jedi
- - - The Truth of the Sith
- - Teen Titans
- - - Doppelganger Non Grata
- - - Robin Has a Heart Attack
- - Worm
- - - Memorials
- - - - Cenotaph
- - - - Wake
- - - Setanta (arcs 1-3)
- - - Crime and Commitment
- - - Manager
- - - Silencio
- - - Weaver Nine
- - A Bluer Shade of White
- - Branches on the Tree of Time
- - Cold and Dark
- - Connecting the Dots
- - Legit
- - Little Green Men
- - The Last Ringbearer
- - The Other Side of Tomorrow
- - The Two-Year Emperor
- Original Fiction
- - Elcenia
- - - Summons
- - - Blood
- - - Silver
- - - Empaths
- - Gutenberg
- - - Alice
- - - - Alice's Adventures in Wonderland
- - - - Through the Looking Glass
- - - D'Artagnan
- - - - The Three Musketeers
- - - - Twenty Years After
- - - - The Vicomte de Bragelonne
- - - - Ten Years Later
- - - - Louise de la Valliere
- - - - The Man in the Iron Mask
- - - Desire
- - - - The Financier
- - - - The Titan
- - - Nesbit
- - - - Five Children and It
- - - - - Five Children and It
- - - - - The Phoenix and the Carpet
- - - - - The Story of the Amulet
- - - - The Enchanted Castle
- - - Mort d'Arthur (in two volumes)
- - - A Connecticut Yankee in King Arthur's Court
- - - A Strange Manuscript Found in a Copper Cylinder
- - - Around the World in Eighty Days
- - - Ben-Hur
- - - Bleak House
- - - Carmilla
- - - Dracula
- - - Gulliver's Travels
- - - Ivanhoe
- - - Jane Eyre
- - - King Solomon's Mines
- - - Little Men
- - - Mansfield Park
- - - Perseverance Island
- - - Robinson Crusoe
- - - The Devil's Dictionary
- - - The Invisible Man
- - - The Iron Heel
- - - The Island of Doctor Moreau
- - - The Jungle
- - - The Lost World
- - - The Lusiad
- - - The Picture of Dorian Gray
- - - The Way We Live Now
- - - Trilby
- - Humble Bundle
- - - Arcanum 101
- - - Bleeding Violet
- - - Mogworld
- - - The God Engines
- - - Tithe
- - - Uglies
- - - Zombies vs. Unicorns
- - Jumper
- - - Jumper
- - - Reflex
- - - Impulse
- - StoryBundle
- - - Feyland
- - - - Spark
- - - - The First Adventure
- - - Alternity
- - - Dead Man's Resolution
- - - Gamers
- - - Level Zero
- - - Massively Multiplayer
- - - Pwned
- - 2014 Campbellian Anthology
- - Blindsight
- - Lovecraft
- - Ra
- - Sailor Nothing
- - The Last Christmas
- - The Shape of Things to Come
- - Warbreaker
- - Worm (in six volumes)

Books with Nook DRM:
Anathem
Atlas Shrugged
The Fountainhead
The Silver Pigs

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Thankard forard yourard favard! :derpytongue2:

Thanks for favoriting "So Much Leg . . .". I'm glad you enjoyed it. :twilightsmile:

Thank you very much for favoriting my short story collection 'The Poly Little Pony'. You are very kind.

Thanks for the fave! :twilightsmile:

1329172 Definitely! I had all the Toa Mata, Toa Nuva, and Toa Metru, plus one Bohrok and two Rahkshi. I read most of the books through Metru Nui, and most of the comics through Voya Nui.

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