Don't mind Carl. He does meth. Like, SO MUCH meth. -Officer Hot Pants
I really should update this crappy avatar. If you need some commissions done, check out my gallery on Tumblr or message me.
I'm dead, no more alts. maybe more April Fools but probably not
Everyone Needs A Creeper, A Personal Space And Privacy Grim Reaper. Also Hail Minty p.s. I'll steal yo gurl, yo husbund, yo house, yo cids, yo dawg, and yo side bae
I put on my Walter face on as I get my swag on in my I hate baby ducks t shirt and my Make America Great Again hat.
Okay so the site ate my bio I guess. I don't use this site much anymore, and so a lot of the stuff I've said may not reflect my current views. I do write for the SCP wiki now, though.
I finally figured out how to put this thing on my profile. This is the best thing to happen to me since Princess Celestia teleported me to Equestria so that I could romance her student and sister.
"Yes, your eyeballs will grow back" ~A Proud Father
Not really big on fanfic writing, but when I'm in the mood I'll jot something down from time to time. I'd much rather frequent sites like YouTube, DeviantArt, and Facebook
"...as for the Why: beyond the obvious financial motivation, it's exceedingly simple... because I can."
"Ladies and Gentlemen, take my advice. Pull down your pants and slide on the ice." ~ Dr. Sidney Freedman, M*A*S*H S3 Ep5
Come with me, and you'll be, in a world of pony procreation...
Look into my eyes... It's where my demons hide... Don't get too close, it's dark inside...
One man's 'magic' is another man's engineering. 'Supernatural' is a null word. ~Robert A. Heinlein
A fire horse on a magical horse site, totally original right?!
Hey! I like Derpy. And butts. And Derpy's butt. Other butts are cool too, though. ~TOOWC
Hi World! How y'all doin'? I have crazy ideas in my head, and I just had to type them out into fanfics n' share em with you guys. I hope you like em! :D
"The light shineth in darkness and the darkness comprehended it not."
My friends call me Spectra! Everyone else says "Ah, how did this horse get in here!?"