Rus | Man is the warmest place to hide.

Something-something horse narrations.

wawawawawawa

I write stuff sometimes, mostly involving best princesses, Luna and Celestia.

Life is like a helicopter. I don't know how to operate a helicopter.

I also write stories at http://forum.spacebattles.com

I'm Commander Applejack, and this is my favorite website on the internet

Hug your nearest alicorn.

This is great. I’m going to get a good grade in horsefic, something that is both normal to want and possible to achieve,

Toss a coin to your Whisper?

Virtually invisible to PaulAsaran

I don't watch the show, but I love its stories - "Confound these ponies. They compel me to write," -Blank Page

The hoes call me the B-1 Lancer because I offer unimpressive low-level penetration but possess a world-class rear-aspect sight picture.

Long time lurker, eternal critic. Mostly harmless.

Story teller at heart. I like to examine the unusual. I spend too much time being 'reasonable'. I write to play, and hope others enjoy the results.

Architect of Old Kingdom Artifacts.

Every breath, every step, is towards a new dawn.

Be excellent to each other, and PARTY ON, DUDES! ~ Abraham Lincoln

Stories about ponies are stories about people. Every challenge is an opportunity to change. My Patrons let me keep writing, at: https://www.patreon.com/RealStarscribe

Proverbs 17:17 || DM me over staff related issues.

What a beautiful Sunset.

TittySparkles is pretty based, writes great porn that I can rub one off to on a weekly basis, and she has no problem telling societies leftie rejects to fuck off. - Anonymous

I write horsewords for RGRE

Thanks for Coming In! | Retired

Just a simple fan of MLP trying to enjoy the works of others and making some of my own.

Connection Status: Disconnected

the pleb formerly known as doccular

Everfree Northwest is Seattle's premier My Little Pony fan convention! We hope you'll join us for our eighth annual convention, taking place May 17-19th 2019.

Selling out has never felt so dirty.

"I haven't seen a bigger waste of talent since Dan Marino." -Lucky Seven; Want to support me?

Chronic nicotine addiction and drug use are my whole schtick.

This is fiction. But it is based...

If anyone recognizes me from Fanfiction.net, Hey guys! It's me.

My obsession with a flying rainbow pony made me do this.

I tried so far… and got so hard… but in the end, it didn't even matter at all. (Direct Support)

I read it for the Plot.

Just an artist here, but sometimes I write about pony plots.

No longer relevant.

“Don't walk in front of me — I may not follow; don't walk behind — I may not lead; walk beside me and just be my friend.” - Albert Camus

Don't read my stuff if you have a weak stomach or are easily bothered by traumatic genitalia damage. That's seriously all I've got in here!

Sorry, everyone. My time's up, now.

Engineer, Brony, Aspiring Author. Not necessarily in that order.

If you're looking for sarcastic humor, you've come to the right place!

Remember kids, eat your veggies, go to school, and murder all your enemies.... I murder all my enemies....

YO! I write stuff. Primarily comedy for now but I will experiment with other genre's. some will go better that others.

Just a fic writer, looking at things from a bit of a different perspective sometimes .

Rapists can climb