A Little Nonsense Now And Then Is Relished By The Wisest Men.
Profile of Retired Writer, Lapis-Lazuli, and his editor, Stitch / Inky. Thanks for the memories, FiMFiction.
A thirtysomething Brony from Pennsylvania with a library degree. I also have a Patreon.
Nothing special here, move along, nothing to see, just ignore the lump under the sheet and the red stuff...
"I knew they could be pretty stupid, but I didn't realise they could be so fucking dense that light bends around them." ~Sigma
Stories about: Feelings too complicated to describe, ponies
Just your average Brony who happened upon an idea that might actually turn out to be clever enough for guys to love.
This is my contribution to all the witty and unique descriptions that everyone aside from me seemingly has on this damned site. You're welcome.
All the world is indeed a stage, and we are merely players, performers, and portrayers; each anothers audience outside the gilded cage.
I write fics just like I play the tuba. I wing it, and hope the fart that comes out sounds at least somewhat right.
Just another zebracorn living in Ponyville. I wear a top hat! A small thing to know about me in terms of this site is this: I am a SUCKER for crossovers! Mainly those of the ones I'm familiar with.
What is there to say? I write fanfics about colourful talking horses, and you're probably here to read them.
Stories about ponies are stories about people.
Stay awhile and listen... (Patreon) (Commissions)
[2/19/2014 9:24:53 PM] Merlos The Mad: Turtle, word on the street is your being you [2/19/2014 9:24:56 PM] Merlos The Mad: stop that
I am a thousand tiny ponies operating a mobile human suit for giggles.
Are you ready, kids? Also a thingy so my pizza funds don't run out anytime soon.
pony-writer/pornographer looking for work. old stories undeleted. i'm sorry. Patreon here
Midwest Brony. Really appreciate critiques, especially if you catch grammatical errors. I'm far more used to prose and poetry than narrative, so any advice, hate mail, etc. is appreciated.
I'm just a simple humorist, cartoonist, philanthropist, kinda-pissed, animator. And my love of cartoons stretches all the way to ponies. Expect PUNS.
If you're looking for wisdom, you may be looking in the wrong place.
How did you find your way here? Nobody here but us ghosts.