I am not really a big christmas celebrator, but in light of this year, I think we all need something small to cheer us up and remind us that things are not always as bad. So despite all restrictions upon us, I hope you will have a good time in the next days and that the new year is better.

And because this is a MLP related site, Happy Heartswarming!

So, Mykan has done another blog post. Now I would act like this is a riff of his opinion. But lets be honest: It is not. A riff or msting would actually be funny and less preachy. This is more like making a shitty response video for youtube, but lacking the mic and stupid avatar.

So anyway, here is my response to Mykan’s defense for his style of writing. Or lack thereof, depending on who you ask.

My Style of Writing (Word limit Rule is LEGIT)

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So, the DuckKing is “reviewing” episodes that have been leaked by the Russians. Which screws over my review scheme, cause I want to mock him, but I am also not going to spoil anything till the episodes aired. So over the next days, I mock his "reviews" and just post my regular reviews up on saturday and sunday.
Lets go for it now.

I'm going for it...

With the words of Shia LaIdiot: JUST DO IT!

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A bit of a change of pace: From now on, I will combine my review of the latest episodes with the mock itself. Thus, before I get to mocking his “review”, my own two cents on the subject of “Grannies Gone wild”, the most unsubtle attempt of the writers of MLP to get crap under the radar.

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So, Mykan has a "plan" it seems.

I'm watching later Season 8 eps leaked on Dailymotion...

Jesus Christ. At least go for kimcartoons.

And I'm going to try a little experiment.

Does it involve you stucking your head in an oven?

The episodes are there, they just doesn't have any background music, but if next week the episode plays out exactly the same as I see it now...

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Before I begin, sorry that the last episode "review" the DuckKing made hasnt been properly riffed on yet. I had to wrap up some general business around the holidays. But now that this has been taken care of, lets go back to talk about this abomination of a reviewer

FAKE IT TIL YOU MAKE IT

How insensitive is it if I now make a Harvey Weinstein sex joke here?

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Long story short: In the tenth episode of the new Ducktales, we are going to meet two Kelpie. Who are small little ponies.
And voiced by Andrea and Tara themselves.

You are goign to hear Fluttershy tell about murderous intend to drown Scrooge and his family.
this is the best thing in cartoons for quite some time.
Link below to the major scenes. Also, when you have ways to watch the episode, do it. It is pretty good overall.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i-0hqcgwuss

Just getting ready for the expected meltdown of Tschernomykan

Just getting ready... so Standby

Yeah. All your fans are so ready to read how much you hate another episode of MLP.

I could use something to rant on,

So he finally admits that this is less about hating MLP and rather about just finding something to hate on, so he can't feel as worthless as a human as he is. Dear lord, rant about Gamergate then.

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Okay, just heads up what this is: Just a little bit of riffing towards a certain someones current review of MLP. Lets get it out, shall we?

SCHOOL DAZE

LIFE POINTS: 8000

He really is going for the entire lifepoints stick to review it? You know, I find it always fascinating how people with the DuckKings condition so to speak, combine something already silly with something even sillier like this.

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