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Rockstar_Raccoon


Meanest little raccoon with the cutest little boots.

Oct
16th
2022

Update - Hurricane Ian · 3:03am Oct 16th, 2022

To give an update, because people have been asking...

  • Yes, Hurricane Ian hit the town I lived in (Cape Coral)
  • Yes, Hurricane Ian is one of the most - if not the most - destructive hurricanes in the history of the US.
  • Yes, I evacuated (three times, it was harrowing, we forded a river with my car)
  • Yes, my house was partially destroyed, as it a 7-county area of Florida.

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Apr
30th
2022

Happy Nightmare Night In April! · 5:56pm Apr 30th, 2022

Hey everyone! It's now October 30th, the opposite side of the year from Halloween.

Just wanted to remind y'all, if you've got a story you want to submit to the annual Nightmare Night in April writeoff, the time to do so is in the next 24 hours!

Also, chapter 9 of Displaced Into Nothing is incoming...

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Apr
18th
2022

Nightmare Night in April Reminder - 12 days left! · 9:01pm Apr 18th, 2022

Hey everypony!

Just wanted to remind y'all that the deadline for Nightmare Night in April submissions is next weekend. Even if you haven't started, you've still got plenty of time to sit down and write something, so don't delay!

Click here to see the thread for more details!

Apr
10th
2022

Nightmare Night in April 2022 - Time to write some horror stories! · 3:12am Apr 10th, 2022

Meant to post this a few days ago, but there's still plenty of time on this.

It's April, which means it's time for the annual Horror Write-Off I run every year, Nightmare Night in April!

The event is simple: in order to encourage more horror writing, I hold a write-off event in which anyone can submit a Horror Story, to be compiled by April 30th, the opposite day of the year from Halloween!

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Apr
1st
2022

Operation: Crackfic Storm 2022 - The time is upon us!! · 2:30am Apr 1st, 2022

April Fools begins in a matter of hours!

If you have a wacky story, you should make sure to submit it either tonight or tomorrow morning (sooner rather than later if it's your first on the site), so that we can flood the front page in the morning! I hope to see some serious lulz when I log on tomorrow!

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Mar
10th
2022

Operation: Crackfic Storm - 2022 · 9:43pm Mar 10th, 2022

Alright everypony! April 1st is just 3 weeks away, which means it's time to get started with the yearly push to flood the site with absurdity for April Fools Day!

You can do your part!

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Jun
4th
2021

LooneyCon starts TODAY! - Writing Panel schedule... · 4:11pm Jun 4th, 2021

Hey everypony! I am currently sitting down for the opening ceremonies of LooneyCon 4! If you want to see, join the LooneyCon Discord!

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May
27th
2021

LooneyCon writing panel schedule · 6:43pm May 27th, 2021

Hey everypony! I've got the schedule for the writing panels I'll be involved in at LooneyCon 4 next week! Here are the days and times and the other people who'll be on them. In the meantime, be sure to join the LooneyCon Discord so you can be there when it starts!

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May
19th
2021

LooneyCon (June 4, 5, and 6) · 3:11am May 19th, 2021

For those who didn't see it, I was at Looney Con 2 last year.

We just came across the video for my 5 Steps to Writing Anything seminar, so first off, let me post it here for y'all! (along with the playlist of all the online cons I've had recorded)

That done, consider this the first announcement that...

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Apr
30th
2021

Nightmare Night in April - DEADLINE EXTENDED! · 5:37pm Apr 30th, 2021

Due to the fact that there was a LOT going on in April, both in terms of contests offering money AND stuff that happened outside of FiMFic, I've extended the deadline for the Nightmare Night in April Writeoff for another week. If you're working on a horror story, and want it included in the event listing, you have until Saturday to post a story in

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