I'm still a crossover crackfic author, but I'm no longer a college student or a filthy console peasant.

Machine-God be praised. Also, call me "Mago-Five" and I'll forcefully shove a chainblade mechadendrite up your rectum. I mean it. Don't do it.

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Bushfires, floods, cyclones and drought. All at the same time. Australia is trying to kill us all.

Are you ready, kids? Also a thingy so my pizza funds don't run out anytime soon.