Dethrone the dictaphone, hit it in its funny bone, that's where they expect it least.

I wrote hoers (Ko-Fi/Patreon)

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Just some random guy. [Retired]

Remember kids, eat your veggies, go to school, and murder all your enemies.... I murder all my enemies....

Originally wrote for Flutterrape threads on 4chan. Now I'm between writing and figuring out my life. You can find all of my work at http://pastebin.com/u/Etiquette