on how much crap my Chihuahua can produce in 5 minutes.

i know that this is the last place i should talk about my pup's dietary problems, but I've been suppressing the urge vomit for the last 3 hours as i finished cleaning up after her.

typing about it helps me ignore it.
oh jeez it smells

epona goes to equstria.

Lets start with the basic idea behind most popular shows: A lowly human/service robot/unicorn must rise up and become the hero his/her world needs to stop a evil from destroying everything.

You can draw multiple parallels from the six two parters episodes of friendship is magic (the fights vs nightmare moon, discord, and queen Chrysalis) to the plot of chrono trigger, every single final fantasy game, skyrim and streets of rage.

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1. size differences. they are what the size of large dogs?

2. anatomy differences. length and girth considering

3. if you are successful in impregnating a female pony, what of the child's future? what would it look like? could it even live a normal life? would it just miscarry or die in a few days?

half way done with my bet with side mouth

When ponies smile those big toothy grins. Bugs the complete crap outta me

When the ponies eat plants. why you eat oxygen providers?

The fact that every single pony-villeian is naked, and every episode has a portion of their rear facing the camera.

Twilight going nuts during 'lesson zero' and trying to stop time during 'it's about time'.

Princess Celestia is way to damn nice to be truly nice. She must being hiding something.

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Dr House/Lyra ship.

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its probably the insomnia talking but i think it could work. he can play the piano, she plays the lyre.
he can perform surgery to replace hooves with hands. she can help him deal with his muscle death.

its a match made in heaven. now with Vicodin.

beat that in the comments.

I sat through it just so i could say i saw a entire episode and I started coughing up blood, my vision went blurry and my mouth went numb.

I think that song nearly killed me. and I'm sure it has nothing to do with me biting my lip while watching.

would not watch again.

The reasons for this are a few

1. I was being extremely lazy on the character design front. I just threw character traits, names and some random weapons together and call it a day. I have since retooled and refined the focus human into a new, better and more stable creature.

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About the pony social structure:

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i think no one want to deal with all them parties.
or the diabetes, her really cheery attitude, the way she acts if you try to avoid her (I've just seen party of one on netflixs) or worse yet her borderline mental disorders.