I don't know what you're talking about, I've always looked like this.

"Descriptive but creatively shallow and morally bankrupt."

Give me one reason Celestia isn't best pony. Pro tip: You can't

I wrote hoers (Ko-Fi/Patreon)

I write pony words. Millions of them. Some people actually think they might be worth reading. I am very thankful for that. Also, I have a Patreon now?

Everybody wants to rule the world.

We are the Bronies. Lower your expectations and surrender your incredulity. We shall add your fandoms and characters to our own. Your culture will adapt to enjoy ponies. Friendship is Magic.

A Thestral mare who enjoys reading amazing stories almost as much as she enjoys writing them. Come on over to Luna's night and see just what you've all been missing in your sun-lit days.

I am the most adorable dragon slayer in existance.

Hello there! Just your average brony from Canada. I'm a self-admited geek and hopeless pedant. French is my first language but I'm NOT from France. All hail the Province of Québec!

Pithy Statement

I am the Storm Scribe. Let my words thunder across all creation! Let my imagination rain down and bring life to new worlds and adventures. Above all else, may you enjoy what meager gifts I bring...

ACAB | Kinky aroace ♠️ | All pronouns accepted

(Insert witty comment here)

Blood for the Blood God and pony stories for everyone!

Writer of many kinks. And if you like futa, whooooo boy are you in for a treat. http://www.patreon.com/Drace

"Did you try setting it to Wumbo?"

Writer of kinky horse words, and less kinky comments that can be longer than some entire fics.

Don't read my stuff if you have a weak stomach or are easily bothered by traumatic genitalia damage. That's seriously all I've got in here!

I'm a mysterious man with a large Viewer list, despite being very self critical of my work. Looking to write professionally someday.

mwap

A.K.A.: 8th-Sin "Unrelenting, both in texture and in fortitude."

A guy from switzerland who likes cheese, mountains and horse words.... lots and lots of horse words.

Write stories. Acquire followers and moderate horsefame.

Not checking in here. I may post stories because my patrons are nice and like ponies. Otherwise out of the fandom, sorry peeps.

-GM, master of... ( Discord | Patreon )

"The purpose of the first draft is not to get it right but to get it written." -John Dufresne. Please send corrections via PMs. The Blade of Quill & Blade

^{♡ to thine} own self _{write true ♡}

Writer and Spriter.

All shall know me as Vlad-Daddy.

Commission Status: FULL

Write what you like, and like what you write.

Just an artist here, but sometimes I write about pony plots.

I just hope to entertain people with my fancy horse words. I always appreciate criticism.

I'm that one guy. You know, with the things.

Amateurish fan fiction writer looking to expand to a greater audience beyond FF.net and mostly reposting my stories from there. Hope you enjoy them!

I proved my namesake in a duel of honour. The crayon never stood a chance.

Profile of Retired Writer, Lapis-Lazuli, and his editor, Stitch / Inky. Thanks for the memories, FiMFiction.

Just a simple pegasister who likes world building.

Something isn't beautiful because it lasts.

I should probably stop randomly disappearing for months.

Slip into a world where the air I breathe is mine, nothing to overwhelm me and nothing to cloud my mind, come with me into it and you know what you will find, time doesn't exist here~

Damn, I wish I could read.

Deadhorse.

You can get your own story written or push a current story for more updates at his Patreon!