Twilight curses herself and now inanimate objects won't shut up. for instance, the lamp over there is unhappy in his marriage, and cannot find a way out. the curtains are avid social justice warriors, and twilight's quill pen is a kinky lil thing.
now Twilight can't write anymore because the moans are too awkward.

This is a collective collection of unrelated unfinished stories in no particular order. Sample them however you like and pick out the ones you like best. I'm filling this up with all my ideas, old and new, and if enough of you fine fellows and fellettes like a particular idea or story, maybe you'll convince me to write out the whole dang thing.
Or, just take the idea for yourself! Hey, if it's featured here, you can have it. I encourage you to do so!

Anywho, enjoy!
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descriptions of each story will be put in the Author's note of each particular chapter at the top, and if there's a cover image, it will also be shown at the top of the chapter.

Discord gets bored, so he makes a new planet. It's just like Equestria, except nothing like Equestria. Everything is backwards, flipped over, reflected, complementary.
He calls it, "Antiequestria".

Isn't it glorious?

Most other fics on this site I've noticed try to lure in viewers and readers by having a new, interesting and original premise, maybe a fancy piece of cover art or some such thing and a description that is very hurr durr 3deep5u. When it works, it's ridiculously successful, like Emma Watson and Jennifer Lawrence starring as lesbians in a zombie apocalypse movie. When it doesn't work, it's just embarrassing, like letting your dog out and not expecting him to dash off after Generic Thing Dogs Hate™, and then when he does you have to chase after him in your bathrobe, and while chasing him you run by your boss who's suddenly decided to take up jogging in your neighborhood that very morning, and your dog suddenly decides that his shoe is indistinguishable from a fire hydrant with milkbones for tits.
In this story, I've decided to skirt the whole ordeal, I'm not going to try and dance for you with an OC HiE story on a hurr durr premise, what you get is what you get, and I do what I want.
Anyway this story is a HiE story, except unlike probably every single other fic you'll ever read in this one Humans and Ponies don't speak the same language. And that's probably a holey premise in itself, given that in the show ponies speak English rather fluently. But I don't care, as previously stated I do what I want, and I'm tired of stories that involve space aliens in general skipping over the fact that the aliens conveniently speak every language on Earth including Pig Latin.
The Human character is Anon, a nameless faceless human that you all can project yourselves upon. But I don't want to remove my own cynical self too far from the story, so Anon is a snarky, satirical, misanthropic loner with a penchant for run on sentences and perplexing metaphors. And the only other character I'm allowing to speak English is Discord, because he's mother bucking Discord, he does what he wants, we're very alike in that respect.
Read it if you want, if not, why did you read all this to the very end, have you nothing better to do? Well if that's true then just read it, it won't kill you, you ungrateful (expletive).

Ditzy Do has a happy life. A good job, a big house, and a daughter than she loves very much. But still, she can't help but feel empty inside.
Dinky has often expressed her curiosities about her father, but Ditzy was always able to weasel her way out of them, simply referring to him as a great pony, above all others.
What will she do when he finds his way home?

The Cutie Mark Crusaders, convinced their long sought cutie marks are for exploration, plan a daring trek through the Everfree Forest.
They don't find their cutie marks out there, but what they do find is much more interesting.
And much, much more malicious.

The Doctor has lived a long life, and he's seen a few things.
He walked away from the Last Great Time War. He marked the passing of the timelords. He saw the birth of the universe, and he watched as time ran out, moment by moment, until nothing remained. No time, no space, just him. He has watched universes freeze and creations burn, he has seen things you wouldn't believe; he has lost things you will never understand. And he knows things: secrets that must never be told, knowledge that must never be spoken, knowledge that would make parasite gods blaze.
But in 909 years of time and space, he has NEVER seen ANYTHING quite like where he just found himself.

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Featured on: 7-12-14, 8-22-14, 9-8-14, 9-20-14

Fluttershy's been feeling overstretched lately, and she really needs a break. She wants to go drinking, but she can't go alone. Luckily, she has a long standing deal with Rainbow Dash: any time she wants to go out and have fun, Rainbow Dash will go with her and make sure she's safe. How this strange system came to be is another story, but Fluttershy is eternally grateful to her friend for following through every time she's feeling stressed. In fact, the only thing wrong with this system is that Fluttershy can never remember what happens the next day.
But Rainbow Dash knows that's a good thing.

Sheldon's wormhole generator wasn't just a prank, it was definitely real. And now he's found, quite possibly, his least favorite universe. But, when Pinkie Pie unequivocally swears to befriend this newcomer from another dimension, will Sheldon finally learn the magic of friendship?
Of course he will!
Bazinga

Rainbow Dash has had eyes for Twilight Sparkle ever since she came to town, and it was no secret to her other friends. Finally working up the courage, she asks her out on a date. But does Twilight realize it's supposed to be a 'date-date'?