Hi! I'm friendly, even if I don't speak. I just like to hide behind my stories, which I hope will be many. They're more interesting than me, anyway. Give 'em a try!

A Midwest brony who enjoys writing about adorkable unicorns and alien invasions. Come join me for XCOM 2 livestreams!

I swear every time I blink this site has fifteen new features. Six months isn't /that/ long a time to blink, is it?

“If the youth are not initiated into the tribe, they will burn down the village, just to feel its warmth.” — African proverb