I like to cut things.... it's my hobby!!!

Nobody's home; go away.

Staff Note: Found to be impersonating AskFlufflePuff.

I like to pretend I know what I'm doing, so that eventually I'll start to believe it.

That girl that writes things you may or may not read. TG stuff, probably. Avatar of my batpony Evening Script by baladeAdvent.

Former pony writer, slightly unhinged whatever.

[center]Chocolate milk is better than strawberry.[/center] [hr] [center]Theme Song[/center]

Happy to help you

Welcome to my content. I like writing stories (which is luckily what the site is for) I write what I want, that's how I roll. WARNING: I attempt to counter my shitty writing by writing lots of stories

Too much to write; too little time

Abacadooby.

[center]I have no idea what I'm doing.[/center]

Mostly on other sites, I check in once in a while. PMs still open, I'll see it if you send one.

simple, I'm me that is all, if there is more you need to know ask.. if you need shoulder to cry on im here.. oh and sorry if i act a little awkward.. im like that sometimes but i hope thats ok

A female brony with a love for FlutterDash and a passion for writing.

Mediocre FanFic writer and Pro shoutcaster! "You wouldn't shoot a guy with glasses!

I do things for the internet, sometimes unspeakable things, most of the time just editing for pony stories though.

Better than Nicholas Sparks. Probably. Probably not. Also has a thing for Queen Chrysalis. Can't Explain Why.

God, I'm so sorry.

I'm back and ready to clean up this train wreck

We shall spread.

Hello! I am Ceehoff, and as you see, I'm the author of "Equestria's First Human". Welcome to my FimFiction page! Here, you can read the other stories I have written other than EFH. Enjoy your stay!

A fellow traveler...

HI

I usually have something witty to say but for the love of Bat Ponies, this is ridiculous. So have a quote. “We’re all stories, in the end. Just make it a good one, eh?” — The Doctor.

Out at sea, rockin' steam dreams and pilot valves... Deuces.

I'm just a simple humorist, cartoonist, philanthropist, kinda-pissed, animator. And my love of cartoons stretches all the way to ponies. Expect PUNS.

If you have any issues with getting your story on the site or any personal issues (eg: depression), PM me. Please don't add me to random Skype groups without asking. Thank you.

"Sometimes the world doesn't need another hero... Sometimes what it needs is a monster." - Count Dracula

"Ladies and Gentlemen, take my advice. Pull down your pants and slide on the ice." ~ Dr. Sidney Freedman, M*A*S*H S3 Ep5

Another one bites the dust.

"Philosophy; it's like breaking the fourth wall, but in real life." - Mr.Stargazer

Hoopy's just this guy, you know?

[2/19/2014 9:24:53 PM] Merlos The Mad: Turtle, word on the street is your being you [2/19/2014 9:24:56 PM] Merlos The Mad: stop that

"Descriptive but creatively shallow and morally bankrupt."