The man without a plan.

I am the Myth, both mysterious and unique....

Too much.

"Did you try setting it to Wumbo?"

Wait, am I now just the one who wrote Mortem? 'Cause I think I'm okay with that.

Not a changeling.

This is fiction. But it is based...

Done.

Me. Take it or leave it.

The last time I was in an orgy, three people died. It was a good day for me.

Pc broke down, art commissions are halted. I'll be using my phone for stories and it is prone to typos.

I write things.

Stories about ponies are stories about people. Every challenge is an opportunity to change. My Patrons let me keep writing, at: https://www.patreon.com/RealStarscribe

Bushfires, floods, cyclones and drought. All at the same time. Australia is trying to kill us all.

King nigger lord of the watermelon, duke of the chicken realm, high almoner of the grape cool aid of the Nile, has no tolerance for white people.

Finishing Finished my master's in Biology in Washington State, job hunting now. I enjoy camping/hiking, tapletop RPGS, and being lazy. I also dabble in writing and drawing, among other things.

Hi! I'm CanadianFluttershy. I'm from Québec, Canada. I know how to speak English and French fluently, and apparently my writing is not so bad :)

I'm buried up to my neck in horsewords.

I like extending over multiple arts like drawing, playing music, and writing.

TittySparkles is pretty based, writes great porn that I can rub one off to on a weekly basis, and she has no problem telling societies leftie rejects to fuck off. - Anonymous

Owner, founder and CEO of Randomocity Enterprises(tm).

They're gonna mess up my FUCKING TOMATOES.

Remember kids, eat your veggies, go to school, and murder all your enemies.... I murder all my enemies....

Quando omni flunkus, moritati

My pesterchum is radioactiveDachshund :D

Ayy

Abacadooby.

Are you ready, kids? Also a thingy so my pizza funds don't run out anytime soon.

Admin of Straight Shipping and SpikeDash among others. I write half-stories.

Merc's fic guide: by Bookplayer: Is there kicking and/or punching? [Yes/No] Have you considered adding kicking and/or punching? [Yes/No] Have you considered adding more kicking and/or punching?

Somepony who just wants to write

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Proof that I'm not dead. I was just in a slumber, waiting for reason to rise again. I might have found that reason.

Hobby writer and potentially a complete future one aswell!