I do be writing. You do be reading

Remember kids, eat your veggies, go to school, and murder all your enemies.... I murder all my enemies....

Made from 100% potato.

King nigger lord of the watermelon, duke of the chicken realm, high almoner of the grape cool aid of the Nile, has no tolerance for white people.

What a beautiful Sunset.

Starting fresh after a few years! It's good to be back, and I hope you enjoy the stories I come up with. The world needs more, better fanfiction, and I'm here to deliver owo

I'll never be as suave as I want to be.

Sunfire... Graphic Designer... Geek... Brony.... That's all

Death God

I'm now only at thefrrealdeal.deviantart.com/

God, I'm so sorry.

An off-again-on-again writer and father of a pony-fan. Incessant poking will make me write more/faster, by the way. (That's not sarcasm—I need reminders to write.)

"Gold for the merchant, silver for the maid / Copper for the craftsman, cunning in his trade / 'Good', laughed the Baron, sitting in his hall / But iron - cold iron - shall be the master of them all."

Crushric, n. — A narcissistic masochist, a Southern gentleman, and snarky smartass. If you're looking for someone to disappoint you, he won't disappoint you.