I HAVE NO LITTLE FISHES

An American who doesn't go to cons. Follow me on my Tumblr and on Fanfiction.net.

"Ladies and Gentlemen, take my advice. Pull down your pants and slide on the ice." ~ Dr. Sidney Freedman, M*A*S*H S3 Ep5

I'm a Catholic whore, currently enjoying congress out of wedlock with my black Jewish boyfriend who works at a military abortion clinic. Hail Satan, and have a lovely afternoon.

A fan-fiction author and game programmer that lives in Glendale, CA.

I love Luna stories, but not ones that are too sad to read.

"I used to like reading, but then CookieMonstar wrote a story and now I'm blind. Thanks, you horrible prick." - Someone somewhere, I'm sure.

Cloudy writes stories. Cloudy likes it when ponies like each other maybe a little too much and sometimes end up in love. Cloudy writes stories about these things, often.

aka Mr. Chaos of the "Harry Potter: Pokemon Master Series", "Authors of Our Own Fate", and "A Man of Iron"

8000 soldiers!

A fellow traveler...

Master of certain tangible things, writer, mandalorian. Commission Info

I enjoy watching ponies pony ponies with ponies. I can also make a mean baloney sandwich.

Out at sea, rockin' steam dreams and pilot valves... Deuces.

Hi, I'm Germain Firebrand, probably the only brony blacksmith you will ever find. In addition to metal working I also have an affinity for writing. hope you all enjoy my work.

Sometimes I spit out words. But not nearly as often or as well formed as I would like. Such is life.

I shall deconstruct, make fun, and parody everything in existence. And whether you like it or not, I don't care.

okay now kiss!

I write things.

I'm just full of bad ideas*. *By "bad ideas", I mean stories that are pony porn. Just clarifying.

A groovy mystery, gang.

I'm an aspiring writer, with far too many ideas for my own good. I write pony fictions for fun, and if others enjoy them, then that's all I could ask for.

I'm not dead yet

I like hanging stuff on cliffs. They dangle so nicely till the next chapter arrives.

Your average brony. Also a software engineer.

I like Ponies, especially pegasus ponies.

Why do I write? Because I can't draw! I write mainly as an outlet, and don't take it too seriously. If you like what I write, awesome! If not, that's cool too.

Here lies the wistful delusions of the sleep addled mind. Actually wait, no, just me.

I'm an avid writer that enjoys creating human x pony romance stories. If you like what you've read, then perhaps you'd Buy Me A Coffee?

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Also known as "TtheWriter" on youtube, if you're into Dungeons and Dragons stuff. :3