Quoth the raven: "CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW" (Patreon)

Not checking in here. I may post stories because my patrons are nice and like ponies. Otherwise out of the fandom, sorry peeps.

Proverbs 17:17 || DM me over staff related issues.

All my things are horse things!

A star drifting through the cosmos.

2% of FimFiction read, only 98% to go! I've been gone for a long time, but still show up every now and then.

Being against evil doesn't make you good.

mwap

The pony processing organ in my head still has some foreign non-pony contaminants.

TD writes and reviews pony fanfiction, and has a serious RariJack addiction. Send help and/or ponies.

I wrote hoers (Ko-Fi/Patreon)

"The purpose of the first draft is not to get it right but to get it written." -John Dufresne. Please send corrections via PMs. The Blade of Quill & Blade

^{♡ to thine} own self _{write true ♡}

Don't read my stuff if you have a weak stomach or are easily bothered by traumatic genitalia damage. That's seriously all I've got in here!

Be excellent to each other, and PARTY ON, DUDES! ~ Abraham Lincoln

You can't see the forest...

No.

“What all the wise men promised has not happened, and what all the damned fools said would happen has come to pass.” ― William Lamb Melbourne

I've been writing and selling stories for longer than a lot of folks reading this have been alive. Check Baal Bunny for more!

"Violence for violence is the rule of beasts" - Barack Obama

You'll find, my friend, that in the gutters of this floating world, much of the trash consists of fallen flowers.

Let R = { x | x ∉ x }, then R ∈ R ⟺ R ∉ R... or is it?

Nothing says I miss you quite like war poetry carved in your door with a stanley knife.

No minute is Best Minute

Part of the AugieDog family of companies

Why 'Inquisitor'? Because 'Forty two': the most important lesson I ever learned. Any answer is worthless until you have the right question. Author, editor, critic, but foremost, a philosopher.

Excited to finally have a FIMfiction account! Will post my stuff here now.

Ceci n'est pas un cheval.

The Force is the Force, of course, of course, and no one can horse with the Force of course--that is of course unless the horse is the Jedi Master, Ed ("Stay away from the Dark Side, Willlburrrr...")!

It's fanfiction all the way down.

A crazy winter lover who likes to write, blog, and cartograph about the fun and inconsequential.

I'm older than your average brony, but then I've always enjoyed cartoons. I'm an experienced reviewer, EqD pre-reader, and occasional author.

Put the cart before the horse, mix things up, and look at them in a different way.

Nothing real can be threatened. Nothing unreal exists.

"A cheeky idiot tweedling around the moors." ~ Aragon || Avatar by Aragon and Mousse

Retired staff. Please stop asking me to approve your stories.

With enough momentum, pigs fly just fine.

Only mostly dead.

Fanfiction masochist. :B She/they https://ko-fi.com/presentperfect

Satisfies Values Through Friendship and Ponies.

pony-writer/pornographer looking for work. old stories undeleted. i'm sorry. Patreon here

I've moved on from Fimfiction. New works on AO3!