A man is driving home, thinking about beating his wife. Along the way, he passes a turtle. I am that turtle.
Our minds bend and our fingers fold. Entwined, we dream . . . I know.
We're going to build an exact copy of Ponyville... right over there! We've got less than a minute!
Technical Writer from the U.S.A.'s Deep South. Writes horsewords and reviews. New reviews posted every other Thursday! Writing Motto: "Go Big or Go Home!"
Writer/Artist who's been active since the inception of the fandom.
hi I'm jakkid166. I lived in Equestria and wrote about th things that happen there.
I matter. You matter. Matter matters. Mattering matters.
Greetings World. You may call me Nyronus. I write stories, among other things. My hobbies include existential ennui, being Princess Luna, and Saving the World. Feel free to hit me up on Steam to chat!
Occasional author, overbearing aunt, and live-action horsewife.
I'm just here to browse, rate, and favourite stories. Sometimes add to my own. also, we all know Queen Chrysalis is best pony c:
I've moved on from Fimfiction. New works on AO3!
I tried so far… and got so hard… but in the end, it didn't even matter at all. (Direct Support)
Don't read my stuff if you have a weak stomach or are easily bothered by traumatic genitalia damage. That's seriously all I've got in here!
Not checking in here. I may post stories because my patrons are nice and like ponies. Otherwise out of the fandom, sorry peeps.
The Man. The Legend. The World's Strongest Writer™
Human. Writer. Bearded. Feel free to chat with me.
Write stories. Acquire followers and moderate horsefame.
Other than a Cybertronian writing utensil, I am an avid brony that is partial to writing novice-level stories whenever an idea pops into my head, whether I like it, or not. It's mostly the latter.
Just an artist here, but sometimes I write about pony plots.
"Ladies and Gentlemen, take my advice. Pull down your pants and slide on the ice." ~ Dr. Sidney Freedman, M*A*S*H S3 Ep5
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