You Lost The Game

I...I am a monument to all your sins...

Too much to write; too little time

I like 'em big. I do commissions! Check out my policy here.

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A writer who grew from their many mistakes, and who still loves ponies deeply.

What a beautiful Sunset.

Remember kids, eat your veggies, go to school, and murder all your enemies.... I murder all my enemies....

I am a currently 16 year old cynic who used to love the show and is still on this site for some reason. Once in a blue moon I actually write something.

We live, we love, we die. Hopefully in that time I can leave something of value, so tonight I type away at my keyboard to clear my head of these stories. I hope you enjoy.

I write pony words. Millions of them. Some people actually think they might be worth reading. I am very thankful for that. Also, I have a Patreon now?

Working on new stuff always, I'll be back before you know it.

With enough momentum, pigs fly just fine.

"Sometimes the world doesn't need another hero... Sometimes what it needs is a monster." - Count Dracula

I am the Storm Scribe. Let my words thunder across all creation! Let my imagination rain down and bring life to new worlds and adventures. Above all else, may you enjoy what meager gifts I bring...

I'm pretty sure words go in here somewhere...

I write what I like to write and I just hope you like it too.

U.N. Owen Was Her? ↑

Ruling Equestria can be a little tedious from time to time. And what better way is there to cure a case of royal boredom than with a few stories?

And so I sit, alone with the dark and the quiet, treading the secret corridors of my mind & soul and always discovering the oddest things. . . .

The official Princess Luna account

Completely mad, balding superhero :D

A friendly ball python who's know to disappear for a long time.

Also known as Mr. Literal, or if you prefer, 'that guy'.

"If I desire to possess everything, does that not make everything mine by right?"

Gamer Luna is the best pony

I am the one and only Trixie Lulamoon, all others are wanna-be posers.

I believe that the most dangerous weapon to man is a silver tongue.