i sees all the naughty clopfics

I'm just somepony who wants to finish a story. I hope you enjoy the ride along with me!

Guess who's back on his bullshit after 5 years?

My goal is to follow everyone on FimFiction!

I like to read stories

Derpy, Pinkie Pie, Sweetie Belle, Chrysalis. Myself, summed up in four MLP characters. I'm a deeply flawed individual, but if you can get past that, I'm sure we can be the best of friends.

Hiya, I'm Lucky! Lucky Narcissus Strikes, if we're being formal. Thanks for clicking on my face! Why don't you make yourself comfortable and I'll get us some tea?

"When you have eliminated the impossible, whatever remains, however improbable, must be the truth." Sherlock Holmes

I believe in my whole race. Yellow, white, black, red, brown in the honesty, courage, intelligence, durability and goodness of the overwhelming majority of my brothers and sisters everywhere