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PROTECTER


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Thanks for adding Don't You Dare to your favorites

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Ah don't you worry bout it

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Well usually I do better than what I wrote, or at least try to do better...I was just half asleep was all...

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Haha I am pleased with that skit haha keep up the good work

And so...someone has Favorited Universal Magic...and...it was youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu....

Ok thanks I guess...

*A noise happens behind me*

What was that?

*a bunny ghost emerges from the walls...

Bunny: It is I! Your long lost dead pet bunny George! I have come for revenge for you not giving me a carrot that one time! So stay still while I slit your throat!

But I didn't have a bet bunny...I had a hamster. She was a bitch.

'Bunny: Wait, you're not Fred? From the down the street?

No.
Who's Fred?


Bunny: He's a sock puppet that likes when it when kids come over to "play" with his little thingy...

Oh...

Bunny: Well who the fuck are you?

Well I'm!!!... some guy who write my little pony fan fiction on the internet...

Bunny: Wow, you're a loser...get a fucking life you faggot

Well what have you've been doing your entire life then? Sitting in a cage and shitting out little pellets?

Bunny: Hey, that is a serious form of art that I doe every time when I'm in the damn cage! I just don't get any appreciation, because I'm always put inside a cage with freedom!!! If people were to just give me a chance and...

You're a fucking bunny, no one cares. Ok, i just got a favorite from somebody named PROTECTER so that means someone is taking my stuff seriously and...

*A noise comes from the computer, PROTECTER unfavorites Universal magic*

Bunny: Awwww...and what you saying? That you were doing something with your life?

Fuck this..

*I take out a gun and shoot the ghost bunny, the bullets goes through it...*

Bunny: Ha! I'm a ghost you retard!

Ha! Jokes on you, ...those were just explosive nerf darts...we're all going to die now..

My home explodes...or some shit...
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Thanks for the fav I guess...and sorry for the shitty thing, I just got the notification of you favorting the story and I usually write some better, but it's 2:30 in the morning for me right now and I am tired as shit and I'm falling half a sleep. I had to come up with something so...this was it, i really shouldn't be writing stuff like this when I'm half asleep, but...yeah...I'm going to bed now.

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