Our job is not to give readers what they want; our job is to show them things they never imagined. --Walt Williams

Stories about ponies are stories about people. Every challenge is an opportunity to change. My Patrons let me keep writing, at: https://www.patreon.com/RealStarscribe

I like writing about the worst day of a character's life; it lets us see the mettle inside. (Pronouns: RB/20 )

just another golden hour cryptid getting through life one crunchy-witch-hippie story at a time

Convention vendor, compulsive writer. I have a Patreon for monthly bills and a KoFi for tips.

Not checking in here. I may post stories because my patrons are nice and like ponies. Otherwise out of the fandom, sorry peeps.

Because "fantasy erotica" sounds better than "cartoon horse porn."

Life is what you make of it. Enjoy it as long as you can, for you never know when it could be over.

Ooooh! Butunz!

Just a friendly cyborg dragon-bug thingy

On the Sliding Scale Of Cynicism Vs. Idealism, I like to think of myself as being idyllically cynical. (Patreon, Ko-Fi.)

I hope you have a good day, every single day.

She's looking at you. Yes you. And she is judging you with her eyes. There is no escape.

I come from the land of the green and unknown, from tenth page drop, where the horse words flow.

Mostly harmless.

I also have a SubscribeStar, because Patreon nuked me. Lesson? Do not trust Patreon.

It's fanfiction all the way down.

"Fluff" in the same way what collects under the sofa is fluff.

Write stories. Acquire followers and moderate horsefame.

"Ladies and Gentlemen, take my advice. Pull down your pants and slide on the ice." ~ Dr. Sidney Freedman, M*A*S*H S3 Ep5

Just someone who is pretending to 'word' as hard as they can. Isn't that what we all do?

Ponyville Botanist by day. Wholesome vore writer by night.

Virtually invisible to PaulAsaran

Toss a coin to your Whisper?

Abuse my love a thousand times, However hard I try, Heartbreaker; your time has come, Can't take your evil way ♫♫♫

Remember kids, eat your veggies, go to school, and murder all your enemies.... I murder all my enemies....

I...I am a monument to all your sins...

Selling out has never felt so dirty.

I. AM. INSPIRED!

I proved my namesake in a duel of honour. The crayon never stood a chance.

Nothing special here, move along, nothing to see, just ignore the lump under the sheet and the red stuff...

Totally not the secret alt of another account meant just to post clopfics on.

Just an artist here, but sometimes I write about pony plots.

Too much to write; too little time

No.