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Lord Zalgo


Sep
9th
2015

The views. Oh, god, the views. · 9:03am Sep 9th, 2015

The Jack of All Trades has broken the 500 view milestone. Holy hell.

Seriously, even if you stopped reading or didn't enjoy the read, I thank you.

I really didn't see this being a possibility. I just wanted to thank everybody that made this possible.

Now, I'm quite busy nowadays, but, does anyone want me to continue this series? I'm willing to if anyone wants to see it. It might take a while, but I'd still be willing to.

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Oh, my. Looks like I've made a new friend. Heh, heh.

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Hey, you take as much time as you need, mate. I know how distracting things can be when you're trying to write a story. Especially two at once. Don't worry about it. Thanks for the favourite, by the way.

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