A real lady killer.

Thanks for Coming In! | Retired

Writer, Actor, Singer, Rapper, Aspiring Brony Voice Actor, Artist, Funny Guy, College Student & Aspiring History Teacher. I'm just a guy who wants to make an impact or mark in one way, shape or form.

If you happen to cry, I will be there. If you happen to smile, will you do the same for me?

Pat is love, Pat is life

"Late night, come home. Work sucks! I know!"

^{♡ to thine} own self _{write true ♡}

We’ve got dents and we’ve got quirks, but it’s our flaws that make us work.

I like big ponies and I cannot lie.

Artist, Writer, and $#!tposter.

Just an artist here, but sometimes I write about pony plots.

Man this site gets pretty gay.... ~ Commissions are OPEN

Abuse my love a thousand times, However hard I try, Heartbreaker; your time has come, Can't take your evil way ♫♫♫

silver medalist in the retard olympics ♪~ᕕ(ᐛ)ᕗ

Lipstick on her reefer, waiting... for a match...

I am a master of self-inserts and self proclaimed lover of Rainbow Dash, I'm also cringe as fu-

This is fiction. But it is based...

Proverbs 17:17 || DM me over staff related issues.

"Ladies and Gentlemen, take my advice. Pull down your pants and slide on the ice." ~ Dr. Sidney Freedman, M*A*S*H S3 Ep5

Just some random guy. [Retired]

Write stories. Acquire followers and moderate horsefame.

The Barcast Podcast Host. I also go by the name Milk. I like to read, I proof read and edit, and I drink. A lot.

Don't read my stuff if you have a weak stomach or are easily bothered by traumatic genitalia damage. That's seriously all I've got in here!

I wrote hoers (Ko-Fi/Patreon)