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Grand_Moff_Pony


Author & Pre-reader; Trance/EDM junkie; Trekkie; Chief Apprentice in Loyal's House of Fanfic

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This story is a sequel to Princess Celestia is in Your Washing Machine


Celestia nearly flooded your apartment, and now she's informed you that she'll be staying on Earth for at least a few more months. Facing mounting costs for soda, you go to Costco to buy Fanta in bulk.

Naturally, Celestia insists on coming along.


A spin-off of Ocalhoun's Princess Celestia is in your bed.
Cover art commissioned from the awesome Mystical Alpha.
Pre-read/edited by Admiral Biscuit and Winston.

With Live Readings by:
Scarlett Blade
Doom Pie Network

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This story is a sequel to Night Rose


If something is important, it's worth remembering, and if it's worth remembering, it gets archived. And anything you put in an archive can always be retrieved later.

After all, it's always possible that you'll need it again.

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Unicorn Frappaccinos are taking the world by storm, thanks to its secret ingredient – “unicorn magic”.

Pinkie Pie is sure her Equestrian self could easily reproduce the drink, given the recipe, and sell a lot of them in the process. After all, who better to buy a magical drink than magical creatures?


A late entry to the frappaccino bandwagon. Written just for fun.

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Warmth, softness, gentleness. They are the first things I ever felt, the first memories I ever made, but they are so much more than that. These sensations are the one link I have to that which created me... and the key to understanding who I am.


Written for the 'Soft Hands' group's inaugural contest.
Pre-read/edited by Loyal, Skeeter The Lurker, and Winston.
Cover art cropped from this piece by MLPT-Fan. (buy her awesome plushies!)

Featured on Equestria Daily!
Russian translation, courtesy of NovemberDragon!
Live reading by Goombasa!

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It's been three months since Princess Celestia appeared in your bed. Three months since she took that bed, along with your sheets and your pillows. Three months since she nearly drove your girlfriend away from you. But peace was made, and everything had been going relatively smoothly. Life was even beginning to look up.

Until today.


A spin-off of Ocalhoun's Princess Celestia is in your bed.
Cover art/inspiration by GSphere.
With pre-reading/advice from Admiral Biscuit, NeonGreenTiger, and Majin Syeekoh.

Live reading by Scarlett Blade!
Russian translation by Hellsmenser!

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Far into the future, machinery has overtaken magic as the engine of Equestria, and the world with it. With rumors swirling, a member of a secretive group arrives in Neigh Orleans bent on locating a 'Natural' – a robotic pony who doesn't just act and look real, but is real. A robot with a soul could be used to revolutionize the world once more... or for Moonflow and her fellow Clerics, it could restore it to its former glory.

Hundreds of miles away, two travelers read the papers as they continue their journey around the world – and wonder what part they may have played in changing the course of history for everyone, and everything.


Written for Horizon's 80 Days Crossover Challenge
Check out the game that inspired it all.

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This story is a sequel to The Unfortunate Stabbing of Nurse Redheart


Fillydelphia drew me in with a promise of glamour and fortune. What it gave me was betrayal and rejection. Day and night I sit huddled in the dark, watching the ponies who put me here walk by as if the shadows don't exist. But they do exist.

And they have something to say.


My entry for ocalhoun's Big 250k Contest
Pre-read/edited by Jade Ring, Winston, and BlazzingInferno

Live reading by TheDizzyDan!

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Planes. They're big, loud, and heavy, but they somehow lift off the ground over and over again, going from place to place seemingly without effort. But what if planes didn't exist? Not because they didn't work, but because they weren't needed?

What if I had wings of my own?

What if I told you that such a world really existed?


My entry for Scribblefest 2016, the EFNW pre-con writing contest.
Pre-read/edited by Winston, Biker_Dash, Loyal, and FamousLastWords
Featured by Equestria Daily and The Royal Guard

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Big Mac hates rocks. A lot. He never used to, and he's not entirely sure why he does now. Besides, what did rocks ever do to him?


A MarbleMac prompt, courtesy of Rated Ponystar
Edited and reviewed by Reneigh Haycart and Rated Ponystar

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Untold luxury and wealth. A place in high society. A life full of the finer things. All this and more await Fleur, but at what cost?

Now, Fleur must decide: Is love worth nothing, or is it a secret worthy of sacrifice? Can she be the mare she is and the mare she has to be?

A cipher, after all, can be anything— Or nothing at all.


Edited/Preread by Xepher, Winston, Noble Thought, and Jade Ring
Featured by The Royal Canterlot Library, EQD, The Royal Guard, & The Pleasant Commentator-Review Group
Cover art commissioned from Raikoh-illust

With a live reading by ABagOVicodin!
Also read by CrunchyMonkey!

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